Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Only 1900s kids would understand.
That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
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We've retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
didn't even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in... but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he's so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I'm saying
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific...
In the US we call bathroom sinks sinks as well. I've heard basin before, I wouldn't be confused by it, but it's not really the standard.
Prior to reading this I may have assumed "basin" referred to sinks that are standalone on pedestals as opposed to ones built into counter tops.
It's the same for us (India): "Sink" for the kitchen one and "washbasin" for the non-kitchen ones.
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Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
Are the years metric?
Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
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1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Same, but I'm feeling better today
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I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I'll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.
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This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)
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Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
Hmmmmm... So does that make me a time traveler? I've always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
Math is hard
It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
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I'm born in 1975.
I'm fucking sunk. :)
I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)
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