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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The racists have installed a South African president. 😂

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

In fairness it's an Afrikaans POS that probably has a home in Orania. It's the kind of South African MAGA would love.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

tbh the US citizens did that

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Uh... yep. That's what I meant.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I voted for Harris. Talk to the people who refused because Harris fell short of their line that said "To ride you must be THIS PURE."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Lmao. Kamala Harris?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

No obviously meant Calvin Harris. His music is what this nation needs now more than ever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes, "lmao" - typical hater eloquence, well done! I am unable to counter that logic.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Musk will be out before 2025 closes. Taking bets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I'm not sure he even makes it to the inauguration.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think they’ll go to battle and it will be glorious 🍿

But trump is only the concept of a billionaire

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Corollary: Those preventing history from being taught intend to repeat it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Is he going to buy a "founder of the USA" label and have it put in the Constitution like he made himself a Tesla founder?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Vp is taken.

Trump is First Lad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (7 children)

And what a stunning figure it is.

Can you imagine the swimsuit competition?

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Excuse me, that's President Musk and First Lady Trump.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it's Queen Musk and Prince Consort Trump

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Court Jester.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well, usually the first lady wears heels, sometimes a girdle and makeup.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Rasputin lives.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Musk is itself the deep state that he's been crying about.

Better start referring to Musk as "Leader of the Deep State"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It's always projection

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i dont think “president” is a good descriptor of musks position. i think if anything he’s more like the CEO of the united states. he gets to complain about stuff and give orders that other people follow. the president does this to some degree as well, but i think the president has way more responsibilities and paper work than the average CEO. the president also has to make more public appearances and answer questions from various government organizations/committees. musk doesn’t have to do any of that. he can just show up whenever he wants and make demands

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I agree in general but I think it's funny to imagine Teflon Don doing paperwork. The only thing he's read in years is a teleprompter.

Seriously he didn't do shit but rallies and sign whatever he was handed last time. Trump played golf, which takes a long fucking time, on average more than once a week during his presidency. Once every 5.6 days is the estimate.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They’re around each other often. One shouldn’t have to resort to AI to manifest an image of them beside each other. IMO, using AI in propaganda (even if factually accurate propaganda) makes the message come across as phony and those in agreement look disingenuous or dumb since the propagator couldn’t even bother to use reality in their imagery.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That's assuming people can even tell. It's at the point now where a lot of people are starting to struggle.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m overusing this but…

Daddy and his X wife.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I see what we’re doing here, and I love it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

"They come to me, tears in their eyes, and say Sir, you are the only one of Musk's assistants that wears makeup. It's the best makeup, everyone is saying it."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You already know Musk is going to try and do it for real at one point...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

keep circulating this and the first lady Elon version, their egos the size of a hot air balloon will clash at some point

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is the film Don't Look Up a social commentary on real life? Or did Elon and Donald saw the movie and decided to cosplay?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think this is more idiocracy than don’t look up…

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idiocracy had a president who actually cared about the environment, who hired the smartest man in the world to help them solve the crisis. Trump refuses to acknowledge there's even an environmental crisis and he won't listen to experts. Idiocracy is already a better future than the one we're living in.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah give me Macho Camacho any day over the shit we've had.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Macho Mountain Dew Camacho. Put some respect in the name! LOL

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[–] ICastFist 6 points 2 days ago

It's like the book 1984, which was supposed to be a warning tale but many govts the world over use it as a how to guide.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe Trump will get to the point he has Musk killed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

No but he'll totally throw a tantrum about it soon. Orange baby can't have anyone else getting wuv other than him. It's gonna be some beautiful fireworks when the richest manchild clashes with the weakest ego president.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Isn't that the same Ferengi in different Hu-mon disguises?

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