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Femcel Memes

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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should probably stop, it sounds uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

My Silent Gen father gave me dating advice as a young boy. He told me to never discriminate. He said that he had "dated" young, old, skinny, fat, pretty, and ugly and they each had their charms. I took his advice, though I would like to add that although I am pretty sure he meant women, he did not specify gender at the time, so I assumed I shouldn't discriminate by gender either.

Thanks dad!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how.. how did... you know.?.? :3

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Correct. I am gay for everybody 🌈 uwu

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hehe, everybody you say? <3

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whatever your gender is, I'm gay for you :3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

perfect we can be gay together <3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gay... together? 😳 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

i said what i said :3

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

See I'm pretty gay, but I still like girls. The solution is girlcock.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

The solution is often gock 😌

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

modern problems require modern solutions

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Girlcock is awesome! I say that as a Lesbian myself who enjoys it, and as a trans girl who also has one. Girlcock is the best!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

A fellow person of culture

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good. I want you to stare at it. I worked hard on it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I (a cishet man) went to sixs flags Halloween thing several times in my late teens. Every time I went a different random girl grabbed my ass.

I've spent YEARS pondering the universes message in this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It might've been that you had a friendly vibe. You looked like someone who wouldn't cause a scene, so it'd be safer to mess with you. Add a healthy dose of Halloween anonymity to thrill seeking party girls, and you getting very unlucky.

I'm sorry that happened. Sexual assault is fucked up, no matter who is involved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh I don't mind, I actually have an open everyone gets one squeeze policy, hard to communicate that though. I worked hard on that thing and from my perspective it's not a strictly sexual thing.

That said you are right and I don't encourage people to randomly grab butts out there. Actually don't touch people at all without good reason. But if you do run into me specifically and you can confirm its me, feel free to give it a squeeze, I consent.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not "gay" I "worship at the altar that is womankind", we are not the same (I lied I'm gay as fuck)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that sounds pretty gay tbh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

not our fault girls are so cute

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't tell my wife or my boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can I tell your wife's boyfriend?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Of course, he's thick as a post but a good listner

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Im homiesexual ok don’t get it twisted.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Obviously, I'm a trans girl who likes girls (lesbian), can't get much more gay than that.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Close, I'm AroAce aro, flatace, flat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Why am I gae?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bend over and I'll show you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Whaaaaaat, no thats crazy. Next thing you'll tell me is that 99% of people here are disaster lesbians :3

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