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[–] python 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anyone remember the time when "big data" was supposed to be the next big thing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, and it did become the next big thing. So much so that we're still trying to figure out how to escape the overreaching grasp of big data algorithms that control social media networks.

[–] AnAmericanPotato 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DBAs think everything is a database.

[–] Scoopta 4 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of this lol... unrelated but still funny

[–] MajorHavoc 6 points 1 week ago

Fuck. That's a little on point.

This also clearly explains why the CEO wants to replace me with Gen AI. I had better start acting excited about Blockchain.

Rah! Rah! Blockchain! Hooray.