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[–] [email protected] 179 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.

[–] [email protected] 165 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I swear to God this is like the 10th post I've seen of this guy's face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.

[–] drcobaltjedi 132 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Remember. Talking to the police can never help you. Don't tell them you know him. Don't tell them you don't know him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Idk I hear he’s already in Perth

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I heard he rode a weather balloon to the ISS. There's no extradition agreement in space.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How do we even know that's the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn't even a man, some women are flat chested it's possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there's no clues for anything.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…

[–] [email protected] 136 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Has anyone questioned Guy Fawks yet?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago

Fix him? Can't fix perfection.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

He's already perfect

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Giving similar vibes to the FBI sketch of the dude who killed logging CEO’s

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of db cooper

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Give anonymous tips to the police hotline about police you see breaking the law.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell the police where you think you saw a white guy in a hoodie

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

We found em'

Mr. Yellow M&M count your days

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is spamming this number illegal?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't recommend making a pest of yourself to the police, in any jurisdiction.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a lot of work for one person. Maybe distributed spam..

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

All of New York: “Don’t know that guy. Didn’t see that guy. Didn’t see shit.”

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey man don't help the cops with more coverage of this guy's face

(It's a joke I know it's already absolutely everywhere)

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person's name was Brian Thompson.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that real? Why would dude take his mask off?

[–] sus 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's "real" in that the police shared the picture: https://x.com/NYPDnews/status/1864706407985221974

though the clothing seems different from an earlier picture, especially with this one having big front pockets in the jacket. so there's claims that it is not the same suspect.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

I’m no lawyer, but the legal system calls this “reasonable doubt” and if you are on a jury, you are duty bound to do your best to judge the case on the facts, not vibes.

And the fact is, a grainy photo of two people who may have somewhat similar clothing is not proof, nor mens rea required for a possible murder conviction - who are we to claim to understand the mind of this individual?

The state has a high bar to clear that this anonymous shopper, is the same person they claim, the photo was taken on the same day, that this photo isn’t a forgery/deepfake, that only one set of that particular clothing was ever sold- otherwise it’s hearsay and conjecture.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yes, keep posting this guy face, that'll help him bigly

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

The grin reaper

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

The true face of heroism

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Here is a tip. Most people would be more likely to call the cops on someone shoplifting food to feed their children.

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