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E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Through what mechanism am I being teleported?

Can I be teleported to the origin of it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a lot of limitations. I take my dog every time I leave the house! Maybe cheat and also take my passport :p

That said, probably somewhere like Aus or NZ...

It'd have to be extremely public, preferably during a live broadcast sporting event or something. To generate buzz and news. Hoping that's enough for them to let me stay and make some money :p

Or challenge someone to a race. Or an escape challenge make some money. The problem here I is getting it set up in time.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Without a return trip I'd just use it to go to work and spare myself the commute. I'd sleep in that day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

To nearest Black Hole and die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Does it teleport you where you think you want to go or do you need to account for the earth 's rotation and movement?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you sure I can't save it in case I need to get out of the Backrooms some day?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm going back to bed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Going to a car wash.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.

I think I left my pen there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The closest Galactic Senate.

If one doesn't exist then teleport me to where one used to be. Let me see intelligent life. Or at least the remnants of one for a few seconds before I die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

To the fridge. For a beer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

do i keep my momentum after i have teleported?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You might find yourself flying 1,670 km/h upwards into the sky

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If we teleport to a moving object, can we equalize speeds in relation to it instead of our current reference? If yes, ISS - good luck getting me outta there! If no, I'll mumble "Shenzh/gen" and see if I end up in China or Luxembourg.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Teleporting home from work would be pretty useful.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The toilet. Those stairs are high, you know?

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