Through what mechanism am I being teleported?
Can I be teleported to the origin of it?
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Through what mechanism am I being teleported?
Can I be teleported to the origin of it?
That's a lot of limitations. I take my dog every time I leave the house! Maybe cheat and also take my passport :p
That said, probably somewhere like Aus or NZ...
It'd have to be extremely public, preferably during a live broadcast sporting event or something. To generate buzz and news. Hoping that's enough for them to let me stay and make some money :p
Or challenge someone to a race. Or an escape challenge make some money. The problem here I is getting it set up in time.
Without a return trip I'd just use it to go to work and spare myself the commute. I'd sleep in that day.
To nearest Black Hole and die.
Does it teleport you where you think you want to go or do you need to account for the earth 's rotation and movement?
Are you sure I can't save it in case I need to get out of the Backrooms some day?
I'm going back to bed.
Going to a car wash.
I'll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.
I think I left my pen there.
The closest Galactic Senate.
If one doesn't exist then teleport me to where one used to be. Let me see intelligent life. Or at least the remnants of one for a few seconds before I die.
To the fridge. For a beer.
do i keep my momentum after i have teleported?
You might find yourself flying 1,670 km/h upwards into the sky
If we teleport to a moving object, can we equalize speeds in relation to it instead of our current reference? If yes, ISS - good luck getting me outta there! If no, I'll mumble "Shenzh/gen" and see if I end up in China or Luxembourg.