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[–] vvv 131 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly, this has the same issue as the DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT license because it doesn’t protect the creator from liability. Otherwise, I always love these parody licenses.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

WTFPL rules. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

sudo does not exist. Are you sure you're not misspelling sumo?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sado

BTW how do you do the red text?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I recall correctly, the colored text is client specific and it colors common/specific words when when their in code format.

Are you by chance using voyager?

[–] ulterno 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, e.g. I got the 're in blue and everything else light grey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Connect :-)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nah I think its some weird misspelling of doas :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Sir, this is a wendys.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

db2 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] sukhmel 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The screenshot seems to violate the licence it contains.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is no screenshot. You are imagining it. Fuck you and your screenshot!

[–] sukhmel 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, that explains it. Well, I imagine a license that also forbids people to imagine it. Fuck you and your imagination

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I imagine.

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Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm going to burst your bubble but GitHub doesn't allow non open source licenses on public repositories.

Just ask winamp lol

Edit: not open source, but at least forkable and viewable

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Winamp had a bunch of other issues with code they didn't own being stuck in that repo. Github encourages FOSS licenses, but doesn't require it.

https://docs.github.com/en/repositories/managing-your-repositorys-settings-and-features/customizing-your-repository/licensing-a-repository

You're under no obligation to choose a license. However, without a license, the default copyright laws apply, meaning that you retain all rights to your source code and no one may reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from your work.

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If you publish your source code in a public repository on GitHub, according to the Terms of Service, other users of GitHub.com have the right to view and fork your repository. If you have already created a repository and no longer want users to have access to the repository, you can make the repository private. When you change the visibility of a repository to private, existing forks or local copies created by other users will still exist. For more information, see "Setting repository visibility."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My bad! Said open source instead of forkable + viewable. Derp is me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not so sure about that

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a name for this license framework?

FU License?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's titled FUCK YOUR LICENSE at the top so I'm guessing that it's called FUCK YOUR

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's either not an acronym or it's a shite acronym.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Is this compatible with Tuxedo Drivers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what you gonna do if I do view your code? revoke my license?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago