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[–] odium 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Actual sorcery

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] odium 2 points 2 days ago

username checks out

[–] odium 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 1 day ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[–] odium 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] odium 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] odium 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] odium 10 points 2 days ago

It's working on all hot too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[–] odium 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[–] odium 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

it worked on active!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[–] odium 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Sorted Hot. Successful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

There was a cute cat in between