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[–] odium 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] odium 2 points 2 months ago

username checks out

[–] odium 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] odium 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] odium 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[–] odium 10 points 2 months ago

It's working on all hot too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] odium 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] odium 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 2 months ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[–] odium 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

it worked on active!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Actual sorcery

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] odium 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sorted Hot. Successful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] odium 1 points 2 months ago

the rule doesn't lie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There was a cute cat in between

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.