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[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought The Cranberries were from Ireland

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

He’s crepuscular!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Okay you’ve gone full weirdo, and I’m gonna torpedo ^^^^with ^^^^an ^^^^upvote

e: wait shit how do I make text small my comedic timing depends on it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hate when arth give feelinga

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago

Seriously, this is the best advertisement

I bought the game, even if just to support the devs for being amazing trolls

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“Protect your pack” might’ve been cooler with multiple wolves

I will 100% admit it’s easier to criticize from the toilet from which I poo than to make art

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Is this a new format? I find this premium

 
 
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Rulema (startrek.website)
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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