I don't want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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I need the goth gf to insult me. I don't want encouragement.
They're the same picture
that's a good girl
Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂
>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹
And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷
Rust dev confirmed
Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.
that's... oddly specific....
Lookup Unix socks
That’s when a process binds to a port right?
holy hell
If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.
It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂
SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is "girl".
Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults
ramsey git full
"THAT'S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY"
tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich
Now we nead a mean one like[...]
I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants
"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."
I don't remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing
That's a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.
Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that's the one I was thinking about, thanks
I heard about this from foone