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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications. (github.com)

submitted 1 month ago by moonpiedumplings to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂

SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is "girl".

Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Now we nead a mean one like[...]

I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

ramsey git full
"THAT'S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"'EY, WHAT'S EVERYTHING BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THIS TERMINAL? AN IDIOT SANDWICH! >=["

[Y] I'll do better / [N] Sorry chef...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that's the one I was thinking about, thanks