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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The longer I look at this the more uncertain I am whether or not this is AI.

The fingers look weirdly long, but all of the text is actually written and oriented correctly, but the shading across the surface of all the cards seems to change brightness randomly, ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Some people just have unusual features

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

0 3 * * * reboot

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's always a destructor though. It may do nothing but it's there.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No need to declare it though ofc.

Rule of 0/3/5

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the compiler generates it so it's always there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well yes, except when you allocate stuff in the constructor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The compiler will still generate one. It won't be any use but it will be generated :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well no because if you allocate stuff in the constructor, you are going to write a destructor now, freeing that allocated stuff up / closing that socket, pipe whatever etc.

Right?

Right??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

If I do it straight after the constructor, then definitely but if I get distracted by something else then it's only probably until I run it through valgrind and see the leak. These days, I mostly use smart pointers in new code though so there are fewer opportunities to need a destructor. It's funny that I never forget when opening a file or db connection!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

After the constructor?

No need for a destructir bc smart pointers?

Man you does not make any sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Man your reading comprehension is really low.