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Probably should've just asked Wolfram Alpha

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

LLMs are really fucking bad at math. They're trying to find the statistical close answer, not doing computation. It's rather mind-numbingly dumb.

[–] kahnclusions 3 points 15 hours ago

Unfortunately a shockingly large number of people don’t get this… including my old boss who was running an AI-based startup 💀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I read it as “A third of a third plus a third is a half.” Which makes sense to me. What an I missing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What an I missing?

basic arithmetic? .33 + .33 doesn't = .5

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Guess that makes two of us. More like .11 + .33 doesn’t = .5

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I was thinking the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

It's wrong. 1/3 + (1/3 * 1/3) = 3/9 + 1/9 = 4/9. It's close though.

However, one third plus one half of a third is correct. 1/3 + (1/2 * 1/3) = 1/3 + (1.5/3 * 1/3) = 1/3 + 0.5/3 = 1.5/3 = 1/2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I'm guessing whatever it scraped to generate this was intended for divvying up food rather than doing actual math. 1/3 plus a third of a third is close enough to a half if you're talking about portioning out pizza or leftovers or what have you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

divvying up food rather than doing actual math.

divvying up - dividing food into equal proportions - is math.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Yep, the difference between .444... And .5 is only .0555...

Who notices 5 nintieths of something? That's going to be within the error of sloppy measuring anyways

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

one third plus one half of one third is one half.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think thats an issue with AI, it has been so much trained on complex questions that now when you ask a simple one, it mistakes it for a complex one and answers it that way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The issue is it's an LLM. It puts words in an order that's statistically plausible but has no reasoning power.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's auto-complete. It knows that "4" is the most common substring to follow "2 + 2" in its training. It's not actually doing addition.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Can i out pendant you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Sure, but, what does that have to do with the AI answer? Wait.. Are you an AI?

[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not even moderately helpful for printer questions.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It sounds like some weird ritual that someone scratched into a notebook.

𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿?? under battery, m͟u͟s͟t͟ f͟i͟n͟d͟ k͟e͟y͟s͟

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Most desk side support is exactly that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait did you edit this image? That's some effort you've put in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually sent a bunch of prompts through image generators till it gave something close to what I wanted

Using generative AI to try and visualize generative AI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ah, that's why it's a bunch of symbols that make no sense, thanks for the clarification.

[–] Pyro 74 points 2 days ago

What, your printer doesn't have a full keyboard under its battery? You've gotta get with the times my man.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

80 year old grandmas trying to find the Ctrl and Alt buttons on her printer...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Did she look under the battery?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now ask it if a Third-of-a-Pound burger is bigger than a Quarter Pounder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Did Google train Gemini on American dataset?

[–] Deebster 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Google's AI seems dumber than the rest, for example here's Kagi answering the same (using Claude):


edit: typoed question originally

Perhaps Google's tried to make it run too cheaply - Kagi's one doesn't run unless you ask for it, and as a paid product it'll have different priorities.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There are two meanings being conflated here.

"1/3 more" can mean "+ 1/3" or "* (1 + 1/3)“.

So "1/3 more than 1/3" could be 2/3 or 4/9, but not 1/2.

Instead 1/2 is 1/2 more than 1/3, not 1/3 more. That's the meme I've seen go around recently.

[–] Deebster 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

~~Yes, and the Google AI response is correct (and quite clear) in what it says.~~ edit: Thanks Batman. I mean that Google's understanding of the question is logical (although still the maths is wrong as you say (now I've re-read you)) and its answer explained the angle it was answering from.

However, I think the reasonable assumption for the intention behind the question is relative to a whole. I had third of a pizza, and now I have an extra sixth of a pizza. It's subtle, but that's the kind of thing AI falls down on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I agree with your assessment regarding the intention of the phrase. We're back at the silly arithmetic meme that hinges on not grouping terms explicitly and watching people yell at each other in the mistaken belief that there's one authoritative interpretation of an ambiguous string of symbols.

Still, the actual mistake remains. Why an extra 1/6 of the pizza? 1/3 of 1/3 is 1/9, not 1/6. That's 1/2 of 1/3.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ironically the one thing computers are normally good at.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is very clearly an example of bad AI, but maybe it was trying (and failing) to convey this?

Basically, 1/3 + 1/9 + 1/27 + 1/81 + ... + 1/3^n = 1/2.

Probably not. But maybe.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m thinking it’s trying to say:

(2/6) + (1/6) = (3/6) = (4/6) - (1/6)

But either in “colloquial English for those who want to give other people aneurysms” or “colloquial English for those trying to sound smarter but aren’t”

Basically that the degree of difference between a half and a third is the same degree of difference between a half and two thirds- and that degree of difference is “one part”.

[–] ulterno 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not trying to say either of them.

It's just guessing what word to say next, given the previous words in the context.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Definitely true, of course,

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Or ⅓ + (⅓*½) = ½

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

1/3 is 1/2 of 2/3

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

(1/3) +(1/2)(1/3) = 1/2

Math checks out from this end.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"a half is one-third more than a third" should mean either

1/3 + 1/3 = 1/2

Or

1/3 + (1/3 × 1/3) = 1/2

Neither of which is true.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

1/3 more than 1/3 is 4/9. What you wrote is 1/2 more than 1/3, not 1/3 more of it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"42"

"The answer to life the universe and everything is 42!?"

"Yes, I checked it quite thoroughly."

...

"But what was the actual question?"


Alternatively, garbage in, garbage out.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe the intent is to make people even dumber. It’s just misinformation all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point. It seems the system is intentionally designed to discourage critical thinking and apparently knowing how to do math properly is too close for comfort now.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I don't even look at the AI result. I scroll right past. That's the thing, if it's bullshit 50% of the time, and you can't always tell like you can here, then it's bullshit 100% of the time, and it's useless, just taking up screen real estate.

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