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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Nah. Leave the spiders be. Clean up your kitchen.

If a spider decides to try and get fresh by leaving their corner, you get a piece of paper and a glass and scoop them up and throw them outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I just leave em be and name em George as is my tradition and say go git em George!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Had a spider in my bathroom that I befriended. Named Steve. He was a tiny little thing that stayed on the crown molding, and had the foresight not to invade the inner sanctum of the shower space. I noticed Steve wasn't catching many bugs, so I killed a fly, and while it was still twitching, I held it up for Steve to look at, then dropped said fly into his web. Steve must've been put off by the fact that the fly quickly died, and he didn't bother eating it. Steve has now passed, starved up there in his web, without ever even touching that big ass fly I caught him.

Spiders are stupid. You're a more efficient bug-killer by far, I'd wager.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe just don't leave food out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Currently dealing with carpet beetles, more specifically their larvae. They like to eat things like hair and also anything made out of natural fibers. They're also extremely small. I noticed them when I emptied the laundry basket and after staring at them for a moment realizing that they were bugs, they started moving. I have hardwood floors and I keep finding them. I sweep the floor with a broom into a white dustpan and stare at it and then after 30 seconds or so I see movement. One or two each time, everywhere all over the house. I found a forgotten hair brush under the couch and there was one in there. They're completely harmless except that they will eat holes in your clothes. They take a long time to go from larvae to flying beetle. They can also survive without eating for 30 days. The original beetle could have just flown in from outside or came in on fresh flowers. They also like women's underwear because of the pheromones. The eggs must have been in a piece of clothing and then got spread around the house before hatching.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

They like light. I put bug spray on the window sills, blinds, and baseboards and that got rid of them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They also like women's underwear because of the pheromones.

You really just casually slipped that in there huh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

TIL I'm a carpet beetle

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

If I can trap and release a spider I will, same with certain non-scary insects. Centipedes immediately get squashed though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, I was scared of spiders, house centipedes, and heights. On a school trip to a tall building, I was terrified but eventually worked up the courage to look over the edge. The fear disappeared, and I realized that if I could overcome that, maybe I could face other fears too. So, I started learning about the things that scared me; spiders, centipedes, the dark, etc. I found that the more I learned about something, the less frightening they became. For example, house centipedes are harmless, clean, and even help by getting rid of destructive pests. Understanding really helps ease fear. It confuses me that some people seem to want to stay afraid instead of trying to overcome it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

Unfortunately, learning about things doesn't always help. I'm still very scared of spiders, despite being big on team learning. Some fears are rational, some are irrational, and these have very different salves.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

centipedes are kos, spiders are cool, spiders can chill

[–] [email protected] 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Jumping spiders were my gateway into not hating spiders. They're pretty adorable and surprisingly interactive. Also learning that spiders are partially pneumatic/use hydraulics to get around, which makes me think of them as nature's little steampunk robots.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Jumping spiders are just the gateway to spider propaganda!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Spiders keep bugs under control

Snakes keep spiders under control

Dogs keep snakes under control

Humans keep dogs under control (sometimes)

Cats keep humans under control

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (9 children)

Then who keeps the Cats under control‽

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That’s the neat part, nobody keeps cats under control they control the universe.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

No one, obviously :3

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Bigger cats all the way up

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I am this crow sometimes ngl

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I am always this crow. I haven't intentionally killed a spider in three? years I think. they are my eight legged friends :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's also just wrong. There's a reason predators like spiders and centipedes are territorial - if there are too many of them and they kill off the food supply they will starve. Spiders generally won't actually make a significant dent in an indoor infestation - they will kind of naturally grow with the insect population but won't eliminate it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

Most indoor spaces aren't infested. Having a little hunter around helps keep it that way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Spiders and lizards get a free pass in my house. They get rid of all the other bugs so I don’t mind them at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Awwwww, you get lizards? I've never seen a house lizard. I'm guessing you're Australian.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Its also a south thing in america. Florida has as many small lizards running around as squirrels up north.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I also got lizards in my home sometimes. Very small ones, we always released them back in the wild.

Same with frogs.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah in theory I would love to not kill them, or even relocate outside. But once I see one, it’s fight or flight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

looks out your backyard window

so that is why you have a helicopter...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, it looks like spiders are prepared for ze new world order.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.

Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.

Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they're outside or in the garage.