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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I guess a threesome would make her an idiot sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

...instruct him. /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Screenshot meme and send it

It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive

Source: am shitposting ho

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boyfriend cuts her open. "It's RAW!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Fucking raw, please

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sorry, it's a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Jesus judgy much? Have fun dying alone this is what everyone wants nowadays

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Have you tried it? You never know, it may awaken something in you. Some are born to be ass men!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Not sure how I would know how to respond to "Heee-hawww".

Or, "Heeee-eeeee-eee-haw-haw" if she's feeling whimsical.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I guess behave like a reality TV subject?


No, for real, just tell them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Is this why grannie porn is trending in my area?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I'll show you how to brûlée an ass!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Where's the lamb sauce? Where's the lamb saaauuce???