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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I didn't get it, until i mumbled it out loud, and now i feel like an idiot for not getting it sooner :/

👍 If i can get someone else in on this, it would make an amusing workplace skit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Ours is a fun god!
Ours is the sun god!
Ra ra ra!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Don'tcha wish yer god was was fun like me? Don'tcha wish yer god was a freak like me? Don'tcha?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I learned a slightly different version of that chant on Usenet all the way back in the early 90s.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My back hurts and I need more sleep.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I for one, have been worshiping the old gods all along.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ancient Egyptian dad jokes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's a terrible dad joke. I giggle-snorted.

[–] odium 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I've stopped worshipping several of the old gods, not just one. Mwahahaha. You can't stop me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you want to go to the field of reeds after you die or do you want your heart eaten by a crocodile? Because I'm telling you, it won't be Aaru for you my friend. Not on that ferry.

[–] odium 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's fine, I've come to the understanding that capitalism > faith and that I can just bribe Charon with a coin instead to ferry me across.

Besides, I stopped worshipping the moksha type of old gods, not the aaru kind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That just gets you across the Lady Styx, it doesn't guarantee your entrance to Hades.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Just like the old days of Rome -- you don't keep worshiping a god who doesn't make it worth your while. Hey, Jupiter -- what have you don for me lately?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me: History is so old.

History: UR old.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time someone types 'ur' in text speech, for a split second, I think, "the city?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just Sumerian things