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[–] KindaABigDyl 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What packaging types are there for Rust? Isn't everything just source-based through cargo?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I think they are referring to crates vs binaries vs cargo binaries.

Crates are your libraries, not meant to be standalone, binaries are your .exe, cargo binaries are meant to be compiled by cargo on your machine and run through cargo, ex: cargo sqlx

They might also refer test binaries and example binaries which are two executables that only compile the tesrs and the examples to make sure they work, but apart from that idk

[–] Scoopta 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This meme must be old as Java 9 added jmods

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And there's also WARs for servelets, uberjars, various means of bundling for exes, native compilation via Graal. Overall quite the ignorant meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Also EARs in case WARs are not enterprise enough for you

[–] Scoopta 0 points 2 months ago

How did I forget WARs...I literally work with Jakarta quite often including for work lol. Bundling exes is a cheap trick, just a JAR with an exe header, can usually even be run like a jar so not sure I count that but yeah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's no Java past version 8. Everyone knows that.

[–] Scoopta 1 points 1 month ago

-_-...8 needs to die already. Most of my projects heavily depend on modern features, I even have one that straight up requires JPMS

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

NPM : what am I, chopped liver?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

C: package manager? I hardly know 'er!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Package manager? I hardly kn�

fish: 'comment' terminated by signal SIGSEGV (Address boundary error)

[–] Ismay 12 points 2 months ago

Go: you're not downloading the sources ?