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[–] Scoopta 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This meme must be old as Java 9 added jmods

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And there's also WARs for servelets, uberjars, various means of bundling for exes, native compilation via Graal. Overall quite the ignorant meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Also EARs in case WARs are not enterprise enough for you

[–] Scoopta 0 points 2 months ago

How did I forget WARs...I literally work with Jakarta quite often including for work lol. Bundling exes is a cheap trick, just a JAR with an exe header, can usually even be run like a jar so not sure I count that but yeah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's no Java past version 8. Everyone knows that.

[–] Scoopta 1 points 1 month ago

-_-...8 needs to die already. Most of my projects heavily depend on modern features, I even have one that straight up requires JPMS