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Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.
Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn't, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don't exist.
♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive... ♫
Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it's kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it's a shitpost.
Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.
Isn't Halloween always on 31 October? How's this possible?
That's why it's so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!!!!
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what's wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
I just had to explain this to my coworker...
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit's up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
I'm gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It's so cool that ChatGPT isn't allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
If you put that in the mirror it's kinda true, except that it's also on a Thursday this year haha
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn't.
You can't just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
Me: a complete dumbass.
"I could swear it happened once when I was a kid"
"...Wait a second..."
Unfortunately this won't happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don't know enough about those to check.
It's also always either 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you're on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between "day X falls on day of the week Y" events unless you're talking about February 29.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That's not very nice to say, also very false
I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Oh, you don't like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s
It took your edit to realise they weren't talking about bonfire night.
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn't end.
sorry, all out of blood moon. we do have a really nice eclipse though.
take my advice, leave the family at home for this one. you'll come back as a changed man!
This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
Fwd: re: re: re: re: Operation Candyman O(s)bama
check your candy for fentanyl this year because Obama hates white kids!
Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.
When you believe in things that you don't understand then you suffer.
Superstition ain't the way
this is why I'm a computer denialist
They're just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math
let my people go
Why would computers need a dentist?
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could've been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better