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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of my college roommates only needed six hours.

Jokes on him, he got to hear me hit the snooze for an hour every day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't only need six hours, but it's all my body allows me to get lately.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I straight up cannot just sleep in. If I lay there extra, things just start to hurt, like my body's saying "Get up, you have shit to do."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right. My wife and my daughter will sleep all morning. I'm up at 6 at the very latest. If I'm lucky.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Last year I discovered what 7/8h of sleep felt like thanks to horse adapted amounts of sleeping medication (120mg of Miamserine, 500mg of quetiapine, some THC).

Before that I was used to 5/6h on the regular and 1/3h when it got worse.

I don't really understand how I have functionned all these years with that much sleep deprivation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been on various types of sleep medication, although those sound like newer ones than when I was trying them years ago- every single one of them left me drowsy in the morning. Some for half the day. It was even worse than just not getting a full 8 hours.

And OTC stuff? Forget it. If I take some NyQuil, I basically will be unable to do much but sit there in a haze for the next 18 hours or so.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah these are pretty newish. It might also not be what they're called in your country.

My main issue with otc stuff is that it tended to make me drowsy but still unable to sleep ...

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I practically ran on 2-4 hours from 16-30.

I have a lot to show for it, but I should have stopped after 30.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is one of the things you have to show for it premature aging?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I'm currently treating sleep apnea, because of a lifelong abuse of my sleep cycle.

I'm also dealing with issues with my heart because of the apnea and pushing my body so far without resting properly.

I've likely stolen a decade or more from my life all because I refused to sleep just to "get ahead".

you young folk take note. sleep well, eat well, live well. you do those things and you shouldn't need to live with a weight on your chest until you die. every hour I'm reminded how fragile I am, and trust me when I say I was fucking invincible in my youth...just like you feel. go head, set a timer in your phone to go off every hour that asks if you're going to see tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

CPAP, bitches, get it!

but first see a doctor, maybe your sleep quality is bad due to different factors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This mfer thinks we can afford a CPAP

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My condolences, you must be American.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey, I'm am an American with a CPAP machine. I did get it when I was using that socialized medical world of the military though. 🤔

It did do wonders for my sleep too. I woke up much more refreshed.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cpap doesn't work for everyone, either. So don't feel like a failure when it actually makes your sleep quality worse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Stress, poverty, poor health, overwork, poor mental health...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m one of the unlucky ones that the cpap doesn’t magically fix everything. 😢

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Samesies. Though I've been rather inconsistent with my usage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Narcolepsy here. CPAP is not helpful.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Definitely see a doctor first. While a CPAP machine can do wonders, it really only works for those who stop breathing. If you don't stop breathing, it can actually do more harm to your sleep.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Especially if you know nothing about CPAP machines and your physician / pulmonologist select one for you and you get a Phillips one that turns out to rot from the inside and potentially send deadly material straight into your respiratory system.

I fully support CPAP use as recommended after a sleep study, but that was a poor investment by my insurance company.

edit: Though I guess if you get one without seeing your doctor first they won't be selecting one for you.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

be an introvert

Dream about talking to huge crowd of people

Wake up exhausted from talking to people

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just dream about sleeping and being well rested afterwards while taking a power nap. Ezpz.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

"Ugh, I feel like garbage."

"You must have slept wrong."

"WHY is that POSSIBLE?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Could just be dehydration. Drink some water in the morming and see if that helps.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You were born to die as a soldier at 25

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Add to my list of evidence against intelligent design.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Intelligent design, but the designer was on a tight schedule and had to ship the MVP

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The designer didn't sleep for 3 days themselves. Gonna make some mistakes with that kinda lack of sleep

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what post-sale firmware updates are for. Gotta test in prod!

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Intelligent design but the budget was managed by an insurance company.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drag thinks humanity was created by the gods. Drag also thinks the gods are stupid. 13.7 billion years and the best those fuckers could come up with was evolution? What a joke!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm with you there.

If this ::wildly points at self:: is intelligent design, then said intelligence clearly adhered to a strict "just barely good enough to survive and move genes around" work ethos. That, or over-doing it wasn't going to fit into the time and materials budget.

Source: knees, shoulders, oversized skull, vulnerable gonads on outside of body.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the absolutely deranged path wour vagal nerve takes through your torsoe because fish didn't have necks and we do.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Which isn't even half as insane as what it does in a giraffe

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This might be a self love issue

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

What are you talking about? I love myself for 3 minutes before bed every night

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I used to wake up energized about twice per year. These last few years I always wake up tired.

I've had sleep apnea tests (I dont have it).

I stopped drinking alcohol, ironically a lot of the 'hangovers' I had appear to be how I wake up without drinking too.

I drink about 1l of water before bed. If I dont, I get let cramps when asleep.

I eat multivitamins daily with addition iron and vitamin D.

I used to drink a lot of coffee but now can't stomach the stuff.

I went caffeine free for months and it didnt help.

I'm completely screws lol :D

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to preach to the choir, but my sleep quality improved greatly when I started a very physical job. Not to say you have to do that, but moving around can be very beneficial

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not to seem like an ad, but buying a cooling pod for my bed was game changer. I used to sleep like a rotisserie chicken and was always tired. Now I cool my bed all night and not only have the corners of my sheets stayed put but I'm just significantly less tired all around.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

That sounds pleasant but I'd need a tiny oven for my feet.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Let me introduce you to my friend Magnesium. It's improved my sleep quality substantially in the past 2 weeks I've started taking it

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Have you checked the air quality in your room during the night? If the CO2 level is too high you will not sleep well and may wake up with headaches or otherwise feeling unwell.

Best to sleep with a window open to ensure some fresh air can get in.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait so sleep has momentum? Does sleep have mass? Is dark matter just all the sleep in the galaxy? Coffee is an anti-gravitational field??

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you ever slept? It's obviously a phenomenon in the quantum scale. No other explanation could possibly cover why it has such a weak impact unless done in bulk and oddities like waking up in entangled states of asleep and awake.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

OP: rants at and treats self like a little bitch

Also OP: why am I tired?

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