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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Mine is what I was assigned at conception

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've seen a ton of "men are like" memes today and I didn't identify with any of them. Am I not a man? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You're on yiffit, so the odds are very much against it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

sir that's a dog

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

idk i just have it, it showed up with me. I just have it now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's probably the factory default then? or found on a random disk

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

idk dude i'm just here now, i didn't sign up for this shit, i'm like a self replicating worm.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dynamically assigned at boot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you go to sleep at the end of the day or do you do a full shutdown?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're gonna need to be more specific.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Their other mom.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does one learn this power

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

download HRT (the one trick governments don't want you to know)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I'm going to pirate my gender like it's a movie

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't download your gender! 😂

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (5 children)

( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

( Snap Store )

Found the Ubuntu user

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

( Emulated )

N̸i̷n̷t̶e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̵w̴a̸n̶t̵s̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̴k̵n̸o̴w̸ ̶y̸o̸u̷r̵ ̴l̶o̸c̷a̴t̷i̴o̸n̷

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It's a meme about gender identity using techy terms in different ways to describe how a person realized they were trans (or I guess that they aren't trans). Basically it's humor, it's also a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Found the MAGA voter.. Btw, your mates won't see this post online.. So not sure why you're trying to impress them still? You can act normal :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Lol. Your ignorance is unbecoming.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

404, sense of humor not found?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This but unironically. Society would be SO much better if we just did the whole "gender doesn't matter" thing that started in the 90s instead of the "be whatever gender you feel like" thing from the late 10s.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No factory default due to data corruption, so I uninstalled it as bloat. Then I wrote a few of my own to play with, but instead of dynamically assigning at boot I set up hotswapping.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Like any good programmer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Best approach.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

System Update

I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, at least you can always roll back, or pick a different distro

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Who has the money for that?! :-P

That said, *I* get to decide what my own fucking gender means - not anyone else.

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-Link

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have a friend who came out as nonbinary. No word of a lie, they threw a gender repeal party.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

So they have a null pointer gender or something?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Uninstalled (it was bloat).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

We need more backwards compatible genders

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

nah i don't need malware

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