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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My theory, which is mine and belongs to me, is as follows: cough He forgets, keeps on trying and then posts about it again cooooouuuuugggghh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Another thought to disturb a restful slumber, especially if you are vain: I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I think this comment thread is glitched out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I used to think he was an insanely intelligent individual who stood for the best and most accurate scientific research. Then he had to go on TV and Twitter and run his mouth

He's truly insufferable and yeah smart but like an idiot at the same time ya know

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's pretty closed-minded about aliens as well for a man who has wrapped his head around the scale of our universe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely!! He's afraid to dip his toes into the more "fringe" sciences such as quantum physics. He's unable to admit that some things we simply can't understand and that philosophical rules such as "as above so below " apply to real life

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well his primary goal is to be a science communicator. His first problem is that he's trying to fill Carl Sagan's shoes which is a tall order by itself. Sagan was pretty amazing but most of his bread and butter were describing molecular processes with analogies. Telling you why a rubber band is stretchy in a truly relatable way is awesome. His second problem is that in the quantum realm we have tons of observation about what things do but very little information about why they do them. Most of our smartest explanations are simply describing the math that would make our observations possible. And there's generally no way to analogize that. When you try to explain superposition to the lay person, You're both going to have a bad time.

I figure there's something we don't understand about the nature of the universe that makes quantum and gravity and dark matter all make sense at every scale. We'll probably figure it out eventually if we don't nuke ourselves back to fighting with rocks and sticks.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Give him a break, it's such a witty observation after all!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

My theory is he doesn't remember, keeps trying to, and then makes a new post about it when he remembers

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's actually incorrect, the light reflected by the mirror is time delayed based on 2 x the width of glass on the mirror so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

A world renowned scientist like neil should know better

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

Younger... The image is delayed, so what's "displayed", is a younger version of yourself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of Neil's insecurity and bravado stem from him not being able to kiss himself on the forehead

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

He’s totally showing that Twitter peaks in popularity in 2019.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he is trying to kiss himself somewhere other than the lips every time he sees himself in a mirror and then makes a post about failing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

NDT's AIM profile in 2003:

I'm thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss They're perfectly aligned

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No, only because the next verse references god. And NDT doesn't buy into that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I tend to view his actions as a cyclical process, wherein he forgets, but persists in his efforts, ultimately culminating in the creation of a new post each time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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