For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it
If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.
I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.
Well don't leave us hanging. Was it?
It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.
Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily
Fuck yeah hydrohomie
It's actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what's normal for you so you know when to worry.
Very much this. You don't have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.
Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon
Hence the "poop shelf" which has taken over toilets in the last decade
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It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
Whew! That's a relief
Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
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Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.
My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!
Get yo self a glucometer if you're thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they're super cheap these days.
Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.
I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.
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I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.
- piss enjoyer
- yiffit.net
Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol
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Relevant reddit story: https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3h3nxv/tifu_by_encouraging_female_ejaculation_nsfw/
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Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!
And lose weight with every amputation
10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon
Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.
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Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.
My Wikipedia bugged out and I got this lmao
Why is there a picture of Stevie wonder next to maple syrup disease
That's my man Isaac Hayes (Chef from South Park and a musician)
His page was the last thing I was looking at on Wikipedia before I clicked the above link. Looks like the app just retained the image from the previous article.
Or liver failure.
Or a serious infection.
Yeasty
But did they taste it to confirm?
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