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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And lose weight with every amputation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.

[–] cheddar 1 points 2 months ago

Gym owners hate this one trick...