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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lgmjon64@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And lose weight with every amputation

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.

[–] cheddar 1 points 6 months ago

Gym owners hate this one trick...