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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They did what?

Also, the auto fill results when you type in "Israel bombs" are interesting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

surprised it's not "refugee camp, orphanage, aid convoy, hospital, American warship"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PMCs: We firebombed an orphanage. Any government every: Boys will be boys

[–] JackbyDev 1 points 1 month ago

Is this the plot of MGS5?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone! Dont you see! Isreal is trying to divert Russian troops from Ukraine. This is a win!!!

/s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Look can't I just be happy a Russian airbase was attacked?

Hahaha

FUCK YOU RUSSIA

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Lmao fuck these wars are complicated but there is one simple fact we can agree on

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I like the cut of your jib

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The American reaction in the second frame should've been: cool, here's more weapons.

[–] ICastFist 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hope that's just a joke, it's not like Israel needs more enemies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

netanyahu needs Israel to have more enemies so that he can maintain a stranglehold on power indefinitely. basic fascism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Russia supports Iran while the US supports the paragons of Israel and Saudi Arabia. Kind of like the US was leaning Pakistan while Russia leans India. Now China finds more value with Pakistan than we do though (which will eventually make us do something stupid to "support our interests").

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I still don't understand the Pakistan thing. Pakistan:

  • harbored Osama bin Laden
  • has pretty uninteresting economic output
  • has serious beef with their much larger neighbor India, and are somewhat friendly with Iran and China

Whereas India:

  • has a ton of people
  • already has pretty extensive economic ties to the US, which could be strengthened, and is a ripe alternative to China for production
  • has tensions w/ China, so we have mutual enemies
  • is highly unlikely to harbor any of our enemies

Yet we keep them at arm's length.

I could say the same for Israel and Saudi Arabia. Why are we so intent on picking the worst possible countries in a given region? The only explanation is that we want war...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

India is a contender for becoming a major power in a multipolar world, where the US is not the hegemon anymore.

So it makes perfect sense to help Pakistan and stir the conflict so, India is slowed in its advances to become a major power.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was out of the loop

For real though, Biden + his foreign policy and military advisors are gonna win a mental gymnastics competition with this shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Biden be like: "Come here, anything for you haBiBi"

Biden is a simp to Netanyahu.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Making fun of the IDF on Reddit? That's a paddlin'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How is this making fun of the IDF? Seems to me the topic is the Biden administration's arbitrary restrictions on Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're wrong. Such decisions are made by the Executive branch.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

to be clear, ukraine went ahead and did this anyway. And then the US lifted restrictions on this kind of stuff (idk if it was completely, but they did do it)

It's not really arbitrary, it's just geopolitics being geopolitics, ukraine and the rest of europe showed that russia would bluff, and we're supporting them more now.

I guess it should make sense coming from a partially republican legislature that doesn't even believe in the ukraine war to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's about atacms strikes deep (+100km) inside russia, what according to you did they do "anyways"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they have sent other munitions from other sources fairly deep into russia, i believe the submarine dock attack was with a storm shadow missile, and at least one drone attack, the obvious one being the kremlin bombing, as well other other sourced materials they can find. They've been doing it whenever accessible and possible. Oh and obviously the recent offensive into russia itself.

The obvious example is the ATACMs missile, but i believe that was post restriction.

to be clear here, i'm not saying they broke the US restrictions, i'm saying they broke the "taboo" on firing into russian territory.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The submarine dock was in Sevastopol, which is Russian-occupied Ukraine rather than Russia.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sevastopol is in crimea right? Is crimea recognized broadly by the global nations to be ukrainian territory? Crimea is annexed by russia, there was a whole thing around this when it happened. I know ukraine contests this and wishes to get it back, but currently for most intents, and most purposes, crimea is a part of russia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is crimea recognized broadly by the global nations to be ukrainian territory?

You can make up your own mind, but that's a strong yes to me:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_status_of_Crimea#Stances

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i guess i'd probably define it by either governmental ties, although i believe crimea was closer to a territory of ukraine, than an actual part of ukraine, and whether or not the government itself has some sort of significant influence in that region.

Geo politics is fun.

I guess the other alternative is digging through the history of ukraine and crimea to see if they ever established any sort of relationship that you could use as a basis for a modern claim of "ownership"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crimea and Sevastopol both had majority votes for independence in 1991.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991_Ukrainian_independence_referendum

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

naturally post USSR implosion it gained independence. I feel like i'd probably leave crimea up for debate at the moment tho. I could see it going either way depending on how you classify it's relationship to ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya I'm with you there, they have broken so many taboos (or as the russians call it, red lines), tanks, western help, javelins, hitting oil depos, substations (but that was retaliation I guess), ...

What about a kremlin attack? I only know about a staged one with a drone from IDR like 2022?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

oh was the drone attack on the kremlin staged? I remember hearing that as a possibility, but i never looked into it after the fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait....

Are we on Reddit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, according to the poster, this post was removed from r/NCD (on Reddit).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks for responding.

I was mostly just sarcastically joking.

Assuming most of us had made the switch at some point. Etc etc etc

In other news I hope you're having a nice day!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I am a bit of a dunce lol, clearly need my joke meter checked. Hope you're having a good one also

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this a permission versus forgiveness example?

Of course, now that Ukraine asked for permission and NATO (not just the US) said "no," if they deliberately attack that's extremely bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is Israel bombing Russian airbases now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes Ukraine and Israel are both American proxy wars and not totally different conflicts with different politics run by independent countries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We sure are supporting Israel a lot for it to not be a proxy war though...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's not a proxy war; it's a proxy "police action."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's not a proxy war they're just using American money and weapons and some American citizen soldiers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And America is using that to exert their influence on that region in the world. Sure sounds like a proxy. Just because Israel has more power in American politics compared to Ukraine doesn't mean they aren't a proxy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow very juicy. In Syria, but still.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"There are no russians in Syria!"

[–] Tja 1 points 1 month ago

Ask for forgiveness, not for permission.