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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I always think of white people as the ones complaining about raisins in food. So many delicious savory dishes with raisins from the Middle East or India provoke strong reactions from western pallets used to food that only does 1 thing, rather than combining multiple flavours.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Yeah that's strange, I always associated raisins in food as something ranging from Morocco to Bangladesh. Not the whitest countries ever.

Imho in general European food isn't very keen on sweet and salty mixes. Except for the USA who does it all wrong smh.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was thinking "have these guys never had an empanada?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Raisins inside empanadas should be a sin- I don’t like having a sweet surprise in what should be a mouthwatering savoury meal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Raisins in empanadas aren’t universal. Here in colombia they don’t usually include them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I learned how to make empanadas so that I could make them without the raisins my mom would add.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, those are the cuisines I associate with raisins

I think white people just try to make their food as hot as possible and don’t pay any mind to other flavours

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure African food uses it, too.

Come to think of it, what culture doesn't use them?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Never ate Chinese food with raisins

EDIT: probably didn't eat enough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

One of my favorite Chinese desserts uses them: https://kitchenmisadventures.com/sachima

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Theres a traditional bread (bun?) in Chinese called Mantou which can come in a lot of varieties, one being whole grain with raisins

https://mindymakes.com/walnut-raisin-whole-wheat-mantou

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.

[–] JackbyDev 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for mentioning unexpected. Oatmeal raisin cookies are good, but when you're expecting a chocolate chip the raisin surprise is disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Honestly, biting into a chocolate chip when you are expecting a raisin is also disgusting.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Your cultural horizon must be very small if you think it is something specific to white people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah but white people = ick

Duh 🤪

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Oatmeal Raisin > Chocolate Chip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yep but oatmeal chocolate beats them all

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Alright, bear with me here.

Back in the middle ages Europeans didn't have access to sugarcane. Because of that, they never even thought to try to breed sugary beets and process those into sugar. The same was true for tree sap or any other possible source of sugar, because why the hell would it even occur to them if they'd never seen sugar?

If a person in the middle ages wanted to make something sweet, their choices were to add honey or to add fruit. Honey was expensive, and the vast majority of the population of Europe were peasants. Honey wasn't something they'd have around all the time. While fruit was way easier to come by, it was only available seasonally. So how do you make a sweet cake in the middle of winter? Dried fruit!

So here's the big kicker about putting raisins in shit: it's been unnecessary for four goddamned centuries. There might be an occasional dish here or there that's been made the same way since before sugar was available, but there's no fucking excuse for it in like 95% of dishes. We live in an age where I - a regular dude who isn't particularly wealthy - can go to the grocery store a mile away and find a dozen kinds of produce that were shipped from the other side of the planet where they're in season. There hasn't been an excuse to ruin perfectly innocent cookies with raisins for hundreds of years.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If this were another race and another food this would be downvoted to shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You're free to test your hypothesis.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seriously! The only reason oatmeal cookies get a bad rap is because of the fucking raisins!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oatmeal chocolate chip, when you can find them, are awesome.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mom used to put raisins in tuna sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I no longer feel bad about the things I've done to her

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Any food where raisins would actually work, dried cranberries or blueberries would be 100x better. This would be things like pastries, bagels, trail mix, etc. Not stuffing, tuna, mac-n-cheese or other savory dishes.

No one ever needs to question if what they just bit into was a rat turd or a fly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Couscous with blueberries sounds quite weird

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm convinced that raisins are only popular because they were a luxury food for our grandparents and they only exist in these dishes because that's what our grandparents thought rich people would do with raisins when they were kids.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

To make it better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Whatever dude, now I can't stop thinking about Grandma's cinnamon-raisin bread

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh my god, that's disgusting! ~~Naked pics online~~ Raisins in places they don't belong? Where? Where do they use those?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I concur with this, and also submit apples/grapes in chicken salad should be considered culinary abuse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with grapes in chicken salad :p adds some crunch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's like "New Chicken Salad! Now with juicy blisters!"

Best case scenario it doesn't make it worse, but it defo doesn't make it any better.

In my opinion... On the internet...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Rice pudding. Tapioca pudding. Both excellent with raisins.

I do love stuffing with dried cranberries though! And traditional Christmas fruitcake with myriad dried fruits and nuts!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Bruh raisins, especially ones a little sour are fire in rice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Raisins belong in their tiny little snack box for small children to enjoy and in well labeled oatmeal raisin cookies. That's it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Peshwari naan?

Teacakes?

Hot oatmeal?

Braised shard?

Jeweled cabbage?

With goats cheese and bacon?

cmon live a little

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love sauerkraut, but when you put raisins in there it's a whole next level. For me it's like perfecting perfection, love it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Could you please post your exact coordinates? I need to call in an airstrike.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

True and I won't apologise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

anglo-saxons

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