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[โ€“] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I definitely remember the girl who walked out of her house and down her garden path, stepped on to the street footpath which is on a hill and icy, immediately started sliding down the hill, grabbed the metal railing fence and shouted, terrified, back towards her house "MUM! MUM HELP! MUMMMMM!"

So there's at least one other cringey person.

[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

I don't see that as cringey. She was just scared ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or how about that guy watching a hockey game alone without his friends and was trying to fit in and feel good with other people by cheering with everyone. He jumped up to raise his hands like everyone and instead smacked the back of the head of the person in front of him and ten rows of people who all knew each other looked at him like some kind of idiot. After that whenever a cheer started, a dozen people looked over at him to make sure he didn't do anything stupid.

That's another cringey person I can think of.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Both examples are the exceptions that prove the general rule. Nobody remember the time someone had their fly open and only one person noticed, or when they said the wrong thing snd everyone moved on.

We only rememeber the over the top fuckups or people making a huge scene.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nobody remember the time someone had their fly open and only one person noticed

I dunno, there was that one person in the last shot of Teen Wolf who had their fly open and then it spawns decades worth of articles. I don't think anyone noticed at the time, but now lots of people have remembered it

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember the girl who accidentally tried to walk through a glass window. Three times in a row.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

... well at least she didn't make it through

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But they weren't embarrassed about it

[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My buddy pissed himself in middle school during an exam. We never mentioned it or mocked him for it which is pretty surprising at that age but I definitely remember.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

You are good people

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Does he remember? Ask him, that would be interesting from a scientific perspective

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I remember one from 3rd grade. We were all quiet working on an assignment. Our teacher was loved and respected, so we behaved well. You could ~~here~~ hear every single thing in that room; it was that quiet. Shit, it was so quiet, you could hear the quiet. So a kid named Alex gets up to talk to the teacher, but when he stands up, he rips a loud and crispy fart. It was a textbook fart, crescendo-ing an octave of pitch. If you can hear it your head now, then you know what I'm talking about. The kid froze with an embarrassed smile and holding a paper. We could see his face start blushing. The class erupted in laughter. He sat back down, folded his arms on his desk, and hid his face in them.

It was at this moment that we all realized Alex was bad. Jk. We thought it was really funny and that's it. Alex and I went to different schools from 4th - 9th grade, but I ran back into him at school in 10th. We took a summer class together. The dude was a trip. Funny af.

edit: see strike through

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did Alex get a nickname like fart master?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The Fartisan

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry, this isn't about you, you are fine. It's about me and it's true.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I had a friend who got pantsed in middle school on a field trip, pretty sure this is for him.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

This is true. We all talk about you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

My mom and her husband were checking out a flat and the real estate agent had their fly open. After that they'd refer to her as "the fly-open" and remind each other of that person every now and then. I wasn't there yet I remember the case. So I give you second generation memory of an awkward person!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"We will also tell you about something that happened here on one occasion. A man and his wife were going home in the evening after one of these drinking bouts when the wife squatted down to urinate. The cold was so intense that the hairs on her thighs froze and stuck to the grass, so that she could not move for the pain and cried aloud. Then the husband, stone drunk and taking pity on his wife, stooped down and began to blow, hoping to melt the ice with his warm breath. But as he blew the moisture in his breath froze, and so the hairs of his beard got stuck to the hairs on his wifeโ€™s thigh. So he, too, was unable to move on account of the excruciating pain; and there he stayed, bent over in this position. And before they could budge from that spot they had to wait for some people to come along and break the ice."

  • The Travels of Marco Polo c.1300
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember reading some cheeky post one time and thinking "that's pretty cute" and then I saw the person had a blue check next to their name and I cringed for them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Tbf I'm fairly sure this is an old post, could've been from years ago

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's some Rope Posting fr

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well poop.

I remember lots and lots of other people's embarrassing moments, but then again, I think it's moments like those that make us all human.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I only cringe about things I did on the internet. If I can find them, so can everyone else.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

When solipsism backfires.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well I do remember moments where people should have felt embarrassed but they didn't, or that they were so embarrassed that I felt part of the embarrassment.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's actually a great tip

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

the OP from where ever is wrong: it is possible someone remembers, or many, depends on the level of epic fail. that doesn't mean insurmountable disgrace, but it's disgrace and a mark on your character, as in, don't try to sell insurance in your old hometown.