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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck I can hear her say it too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The spork effect

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

AAAAAAAA!!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

That's a foforkrk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

invariably ~~someone~~

a robotic voice

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fedora of kitchenware!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You calling me a forking slot?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the scientific process.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Good way to eat noodles imo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude you can't

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Why is he touching it though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It's all in the wrist.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We doing cutlery now?

Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.

Proceed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Huh. That's why it is never working for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫

/s

Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Forks are diet spoons.

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