Political Weirdos

OK, is there anyone in that party that isn't obsessed with raping Taylor Swift?

Fine Taylor, you win. I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.

😳🥴

I’d be more worried about Melon than the Venezuelans if I were in her position.

This is a shitty take, but here we go:

The last time conservatives were big, ol' shitbags to Taylor Swift, she made the song You Need to Calm Down

While I hate and vehemently oppose this INSANELY DISGUSTING and incredibly weird rhetoric they're using, I can't help but imagine the absolute banger we're gonna get out of this nightmare.

You got a purty mouth, Rubin. You know what them 'zuelans do to purty mouths?

I've about McFucken had it with these chuds opening their mouths. Everything they say is beyond idiotic.

Wait wait, but conservatives won't shut the fuck up about how women hit the wall at 30. How can Taylor be both young and pretty and also in her mid-30s? Have they been lying to us this whole time? Crazy.

the weird SA creepiness aside, i'm pretty sure Taylor Swift's security team is better equipped than the Russian armed forces at this point

I hate this installment of it's always projection.

Yes, vote for the actual rapist. Big brains

That sounds like a threat. Wouldn't be surprised at that point of he also has ties with other crime lords like Putin.

Does Rubin know what republicans want to do to gays and women? It ain't pretty.

Imagine calling a western millennial young - we were born old af.
(Tho mileage might vary depending on which class of parents you chose at birth.)

Young? She's almost 35.