Maurice’s atrocities were so bad that they don’t even put them in the history books. The Holocaust pales in comparison to the things that Maurice committed.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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They speak of the eastern front and then the western front ..... but no one ever speaks of the Maurice Front
Because there is no one left to talk...
Fucking space cowboys.
Even r/spacedicks won't post the historical photos from the aftermath of "The Muarice Massacre".
Some people call me... Maurice.
🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶
who is the red one if the green one is Italy?
Evil Italy (France)
Allied powers:
UK 🏴
USA 🇱🇷
USSR 🇷🇺
Angelo 🗿
China 🇨🇳
France 🇹🇩
did... did you piss on the flag of France
No it's Banana milkshake that I got in Romania. Or was it Chad... 🤔
Where's Ireland???
"Lana, I remembered a key detail about the target. He's from a country that was an axis power."
"How did you get Axis power from Ireland???"
"Were they not?"
"THEY WERE NEUTRAL! YOU ASSHOLE!"
"None of this actually matters. I'm actually Canadian."
"WHAT???"
"Yeah. I grew up in Alberta."
I knew it
King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane and he just leveled them along with anyone and anything living there. It must have been terrifying to witness and I remember I read somewhere that Mort alone was responsible for roughly 20% of all Russian casualties in the war.
This annoys me. It would have taken much less time and effort to post a screenshot instead of a picture of a screen.
Not my pic but yeah.
However it does add to the shitpost vibe
Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.
GIF/clip of Maurice saying "I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad" from Madagascar 2.
,Ah. Thank you