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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

SWEET JESUS!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

*turns phone upsidedown*

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I recently got to experience this glorious moment, and I feel this is the appropriate post to share it in.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As did I a couple years ago, I had to pull over and send it to the wife.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...i, too, had to text-message my coworker...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ive got a spare tube of Armor All wipes you can have...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sweet baby Jesus!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

In all the years I've had this car, I never even noticed that. Thank you, I'll never be able to unsee it now!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You hit 80,000 miles in what appears to be a ~20 year old GM (my '03 S10 has a similar gauge cluster with the same odometer/gear display) "a couple years ago?"

Edit: Yeah that's the instrument cluster from an '00 to '05 Chevrolet Impala.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's an '05 Monte Carlo, but damn good call!

It was my grandfather's car for much of its life. He only ever really drove it like a mile at a time before he was no longer able to drive. When he passed away a few years ago, I got it. For being a car that survived Sandy and sitting in several feet of salt water, it has held up astoundingly well. At the time, all it needed was an electrical harness replacement. Since I got it, other than tires, brakes, and routine maintenance since, I've only just had to replace the exhaust line last year. It's been a damn good car, and I plan to keep it as long as I can!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I've got an '05 Buick Century with a similar story that just crossed 120,000 miles, and it's had a shockingly easy life. I put most of the miles on after my grandmother passed.

The similarity to my S10's gauge cluster, and the fact that there hasn't been an S10 with mileage that low since Obama took office, is what got my attention. I haven't seen that odometer display without the top digit lit in 15 years.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

It couldn't have been just a touch warmer, could it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Niice.

I just looked and I've got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.

I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I'll look at 80086.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why even lock it if the code is on the door?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To keep people from accidentally walking in?

You won't mistake it for a closet if you have to enter a code to get in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"Sorry, I didn't know this room was in use! I typed 8008 on the keypad because it spells boob. I like boobs..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Probably no way of leaving it unlocked, and a sign can be taken down

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen these before, I can confirm it's real

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Pumping room? You mean the closet with the free yummy milk?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't pump too hard or you might just end up 55378008.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine the person trying to decide whether to use 8008 OR spell it on the keypad with corresponding letters like the meme with the guy choosing between two red buttons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

spell it on the keypad with corresponding letters

something something fuck you united states

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I caught your reference OP.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

What's the reference?