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"Know" is a stretch. Plants respond to attack by releasing chemicals (e.g. nettles and grasses), curling or retracting their leaves (e.g. acacia), or by changing their morphology (e.g. holly); but they have no nervous system - let alone a brain - so it's not like you're killing an animal.
Plants having no nervous system is being challenged with the idea that the plant itself is its central nervous system.
They react to stimulus, they emit sounds (different ones when in “pain”), and communicate with each other.
They don’t have consciousness in a way we understand
I dont mean this as a “dunk” but more of a how neat is that
It's always funny to me how people eat up the concept of a distrubuted neural network in tech but scoff at the same idea applying to something like a tree or a fungus.
Pando is the largest organism by area, and the Humungous Fungus is the largest by mass. The idea that those organisms don't "think" in some way is laughable.
Huh, neat.
We don't know how consciousness works enough to say they don't. Having a brain and/or nervous system might not be necessary.
They don't have muscles either, but some plants are known to uproot themselves and fucking move.
Isn't that how we justified boiling Crayfish alive though?
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Carnivores eat animals that eat a lot more plants than humans could ever eat.
That's why I only eat baby animals. They only drink milk, which hurts no one.
Let's assume for a moment that somehow your salad was conscious. That's an even bigger reason not to eat an animal that has to be fed on plants for a long time.
Or maybe its just a fundamental fact of life that something has to die in order for you to live and virtue signaling about the degree to which you participate in that death is a pointless exercise.
Ah yes, the old "I accidentally stepped on a fly, might as well exterminate the whole biosphere" defense
"our new cancer drug is 99% effective!"
"So it doesn't work in 1% of cases? Then what's the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen"
This logic doesn't make sense in any other context. Like, if I say we should try to reduce CO2 levels in the atmosphere, you could point out that emitting CO2 is a fundamental part of human life, so something something virtue signaling blah blah blah. Just because something is unavoidable to a certain degree doesn't mean we shouldn't try to minimize it.
Or maybe there's happy middle where everyone can live comfortably while keeping the harm we cause at a minimum.
Or, at the most selfish, we could make sure we don't kill ourselves this decade or the next.
Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.
hey vegans, cool fact, plant based diets are vastly more efficient and effective at feeding people than meat based diets.
Meat consumes plants to exist, most of that energy is lost. Not so much with plants.
Just start telling people this shit lmao. Who cares about morality when you can pretend to be saving the environment instead.
Hey non-vegan, fun fact: No one really cares when you tell them eating plants are more efficient.
Common responses include "bAc0Nnnnnn!" and "I'm gonna eat two times the amount of meat to make your efforts useless".
"Plants rights activists" out in full force in this thread lol
it's not that they want to reduce plant suffering. it's that they don't care if plants suffer.
There's a type of person that thinks Joe Rogan is clever because they agree with him.
There's no way this won't restart the same argument with someone, huh? Top-tier shitpost, well done.
That's why I only eat fungi. It'll be reciprocal eventually.
Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.
Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.
I mean if you stretch the definition enough even cells know they are being eaten. they usually respond by "shit this cant be good, I better press this big red button"
There was a Hungarian cult that convinced others that people can survive by eating light. There were some deaths and was quickly shut down, but they exist forever in anorexia-related jokes.
I think you're talking about Breatherism? There've been a couple of those cults all over Europe. It's not particularly popular, luckily, but they often make it to the newspapers, because someone usually dies.
It originates from Hinduism though. There's a another Indian religion called Jainism. These are the monks you see brushing away the beetles before their feet, to not step on them. It's very much about nature and spiritualism and being good. Fasting is a key concept of this religion and the most extreme cases will choose to fast until death to cleanse the world. This is all very spiritual though and takes years of preparation.
Yo fuck that propagandist piece of shit Joe Rogan. Keep him off of my feed.
Ew, Joe Rogan.
Do y'all not eat vegetables too?
Joe Rogan 🤮
Their fault for dressing so sexy
That's not how knowledge works.
Finally we have one thing to pin on like 3 weird vegans.