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"No Alarm, No Notifications to my phone... literally nothing happened just found it like this..." wrote Cybertruck owner Anuj Thakker, who shared the upsetting news on Facebook a few days ago.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago

Don't buy stuff from a con man

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a rude awakening for Thakker, who may have bought into the Cybetruck's various security features

May?
They don’t know? They didn’t, like, ask him?

who shared the upsetting news on Facebook a few days ago

Oh. They wrote an article about a Facebook post without any follow-up questions.
Modern ‘journalism.’

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don’t expect me to eat a car peel and all, do you? How else do I get at that delicious sweet car meat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Jaws of life.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago

I should feel bad but I don't.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hope the Kia Boyz take notice

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't even think the Kia Boyz would be caught in a cyber truck. And that's saying something

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Could be fun for few minutes I’m sure

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You want those teenagers joy riding a 100,000 yacht around town?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better then some working mom’s 10 year old GMC Yukon. Both are fucking tanks but one belongs to a douche bag and one doesn’t

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Lol holy shit cybertrucks are 1k lbs MORE than an old Yukon (6.6k to 6.8k lbs)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

PS1 cars had more polygons, this is something out of an early 3D experiment for the MS-DOS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

PS1 ass-car?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, he shattered the window and peeled it down. I was picturing peeling the whole side of the vehicle down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not the whole side, but several high end German cars in our neighborhood where attacked with a can opener to access the wiring to the alarm. Once that is off the car is gutted. Steering wheel, center console, dash.. everything gone. While on your driveway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just take a comically large tuna can opener and peel it like a can lid

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

But if you've been following the development of the Cybertruck, the glass window's failure does not come as a huge surprise.

That right there is the best sentence in the article

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The burglar then peeled down the window and reached inside for an unattended backpack…

I don’t care what kind of vehicle you drive - if you leave thief-bait in plain view, don’t be surprised when your shit gets broken into.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Well he also shattered the window with a crowbar and the bullet proof sticker or whatever kept it together instead of a million pieces. It's actually a win for cyber truck the fail is the alarm didn't go off and there was no notification to the owner. Window peel is the least interesting part of the story.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

TBF all cars are susceptible to broken windows

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not without the alarm going off

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily true, most alarms only go off when a door is opened. If they break a window to open the door from the inside the alarm will sound, but if they break the window and leave the door shut: silence.

Source: multiple cars broken into this way outside my apartment building, not one alarm went off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought those alarms were mainly triggered by movement? Every time I've been on a ferry with a car they tell everyone to turn their alarms off for that reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I used to have an Audi. It had a button that you could press to disable its motion sensor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

From what I’ve read, some cars do have movement/shock sensors, but they can be defeated by breaking the window in such a way as to cause minimal vibration to the vehicle, like a spring-loaded glass breaker. The guy who broke into my neighbour’s car took a metal rod or something, stuck it down between the glass and the dew wiper, and pulled back, putting pressure on the bit of tempered glass inside the door and causing it to shatter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But it takes more effort and make more noise to break cat windows than "peeling" it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but a 100.000 dollar car that is sold as a bulletproof car that can drive over other cars in an apocalypse?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He didn't use a bullet.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Cybertruck is only cool and practical in Fortnite

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't the car not actually driveable or something in Fortnite?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It drives for up to four hours before suffering a mechanical fault, then you have to get it towed and wait six months for repairs. The game is hyper realistic.