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[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 months ago

“Uhm. Meow?”

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 months ago

Every time I read this it about has me crying laughing, it's perfect

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago

Based and dominance established. Carry on.

[–] MacStache 62 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it. How did the cat know how to open the door?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How would a cat even know what a knitting needle was? Yarn is not for knitting in their world.

[–] MacStache 14 points 3 months ago

Maybe it was a knittycat? This post raises a lot of questions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's the thing they need to remove from the ball of yarn to use it as intended, otherwise it just doesn't roll right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Evolution, duh

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You've not heard of the bearded lady?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I have. I was just posting the gif of the rest of that video because the entire thing makes me die laughing every time. The tone of that old man's voice as he questions all of reality is truly something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have not heard of anything you two funny kids are talking about.

… source?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Well now I just have more questions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It’s funny. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's a clip from a mcjuggernuggets video lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Google daddy chill vine know your meme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna screenshot this nonsense and send it to the White House in 60s at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

They'd nuke Earth instantly, get Fallout IRL going.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I spent some cool years on the internet being uncool, thinking I was too cool for internet shit.

(I mean, I was also deeply depressed, heavily traumatized, and unable to function beyond work and escapism for basically the entire period Vine existed.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago