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Anon talks to their cats (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] MacStache 62 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it. How did the cat know how to open the door?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How would a cat even know what a knitting needle was? Yarn is not for knitting in their world.

[–] MacStache 14 points 3 months ago

Maybe it was a knittycat? This post raises a lot of questions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's the thing they need to remove from the ball of yarn to use it as intended, otherwise it just doesn't roll right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Evolution, duh