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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (3 children)

100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

She may have been to my parents' house. There's an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I think that's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Those fucking parents

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to read the book when she's done!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Plot twist: it's just furry porn written by some lunatic with a made up daughter

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I still want to read it when it's done

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can honestly say I've never seen a squirrel furry.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Rodents require a level of energy that I'm sure most furries feel unable to commit to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy has naturally become the unofficial home of furries and trans. I love it and am happy to be here for it before it goes mainstream and gets enshitified. We're living tomorrow's good ole days and don't even know it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's not being mainstream that causes enshittification by itself, it's corporate control.

That's the beauty of federation, there is no easy way for a single entity to become dominant.

I'm not saying it's impossible for the fediverse to enshittify, but it seems to me that it probably won't. We've already shown that we're resistant to corporate "embrace, extend, extinguish" strategies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

I don't know if I'd be able to stop laughing for long enough to be mad lmao

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is she being grounded?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it's a cuss word and shouldn't be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Like those fucking squirrels

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

yes, everyone should be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Stop, Adam. Let her express herself.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

short and to the point, my kind of book

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She knew how to spell "fucking" but not "squirrel"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

To be fair, "fucking" is a bit easier to spell

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Rex: "couldn't put it down!" Spot: "Must Read!" Precious: "I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Probably something Adam himself said on more than one occasion.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Without the pictures, it's even worse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That squirrel does look quite good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

She must have watch Trailer Park Boys with Ricky shooting at squirrels