Snailpope

Yoda: "Things, I hate"

Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in

None, they likely got promoted

Don't Touch Willie, Hmm good advice

How dare you make me feel my age!

No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement

/s

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn't land, not the end of the world.

It really is a fucking dope sticker.

"I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine"

I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won't pressure you into someone who isn't right for your situation. Don't go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don't rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don't discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.

Outside of that, don't declaw cats, don't dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.

Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.

I wish you the best!

Luke to Darth Vader "Anakin I am your son!"

".....no...." slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug