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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So far so good! Lots of induction and training to do. Will take up the rest of the week pretty much.

It's so nice to be back at work πŸŽ‰

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Went really well!

Tired but had a pretty good day. A lot of induction and training which is to be expected.

Got to chat to the owner and he's a really nice guy.

No real complaints! ❀️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tomorrow you get to play name roulette with the blur of faces

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol too true. I remember 4 or 5 of the 40 or so.

Fuck it was just good to be away from the house. Cabin fever was fucking me up.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yay! So glad to hear it went well.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (9 children)

If anyone is interested, the school I presented at had a nice write up about yesterday. It is a facebook link though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Congrats dude! thats pretty sick. Your name vs your username has broken my mind though. I know its just adding 2 letters, but my mind just cant comprehend it.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Here we go!!!

Have a great day everyone ❀️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You got this, King! πŸ‘‘

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Good luck! You'll be amazing!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Good luck. 😘

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

GOOOOOO SIMONNN

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Have a great day!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Good luck dude!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Best of luck, and have a great day!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Good luck!!! KICK ASS!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

YAASS Simon!! Go forth and kick ass!!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I did it and it was really really good. If you zoom in you'll be mesmerised by the pretty colours.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About to go at some gutters. Neighbours' big tree is overhanging the shed so they're always full. I like the tree and I'm fine cleaning it up (usually compost it) but he refused to pay for half the recently rebuilt fence so fuck him he's going get a lot of leaves on his side of the boundary. His leaves, my problem, soon to be his problem. He also has a pool so we're aiming there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, fuck him. I'd be doing the same.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm gonna make this tonight for tea tonight and I'm so freakin excited.

https://www.themediterraneandish.com/layered-hummus-dip-recipe/

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I understand correctly, Gibson is angry that I wasn't home all day, but happy I'm here now dispensing scritches and brushies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, you’re going to have an adjustment thing. Lots of Pandemic pets are over anxious because they’ve never been alone.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Anti-gratitude thread 😑

Menstrual cycles suck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just got an image of a bunch of uterus's (uteri?) riding the shittest tour de france you've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Agreed. Worst of the worst of the normal body functions.

Ungrateful for drinking too much over the weekend and now I have the alcohol-sads

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bit of drama here: the shower which had been taking a little longer to drain but had been manageable suddenly... wasn't yesterday, so I had to find a plumber.

To cut a long story short, actually found one via the local FB group who said they could come today, and was actually able to come earlyish this morning - sorted things out in 15 minutes including putting the tap in the shower back on and only charged me the callout fee. And thanked me for not using Drano.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Primary AND backup coffee places both closed for renovations?! You've gotta be shitting me. Any coffee recommendations around Melbourne central? Maccas just aint cutting it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

$9.99. unlimited rice and condiments 🀀

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Two times this week I got the dreaded 'you seem like a great guy' from online dating apps.

The first had bad experiences in the past with guys who have the same first name as me.

The second we were going to meet up tomorrow for the first time but messaged today to say they've reconnected with a guy from their past so cya.

I understand the reasons but boy, with the lady who 'isn't one for pushing drugs on people, but I think you should take some of my medication', and one who said she just left a cult, online dating apps have not been fun (though, interesting).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Words can't express how much I appreciate missing the whole online dating thing. I met my wife at a very unromantic bar. In the days when "we met online" was still a bit weird.

Everything about the dating apps sounds awful. Not just for men, if anything I think women probably have it worse.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Had a weird dream: I let in a cockatoo (white sulphur crested) to chill with me while I slept, it wandered around on me/the bed as I drifted in and out of sleep, and it kept biting me - not so hard it hurt but like quite hard. It moved around biting my hands, legs, head. It then summoned a buddy cockatoo to chill and bite me more. Dream ended when one of the cockatoos peed on my face

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was this a wet dream? πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Whoever told you I was sexually attracted to cockatoos was incorrect. I repeat. Incorrect.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (13 children)

There is another governmental envelope on the table. I looked up the PO Box. Yup 😾

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like boyo needs a slap. He could kill someone. Suppose he won't be so blasΓ© about it then πŸ™„

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Felt good today throwing leaves over the fence. It's so petty but I feel happy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sitting at my desk and being blinded by the sun. This is wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Gratitude thread πŸ¦“

Grateful for getting more sleep last night and my dog for being my weighted blanket for five seconds.

I also have this vague memory of someone recently telling me to hold on until spring and summer and I'll feel better. Or someone saying it to someone. No idea who, what, when, where or how, but it's nice to see a brighter sky.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Today I'm grateful for the sun being up and potentially being a warmer day.

Just makes it that little bit nicer today.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Work day nearly over for me, can't wait to get out. Been a very busy day here and finally getting some quiet downtime for just a little bit.

Going to pick up some more pizzas at the supermarket because I feel like it, ha!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I just wanna move on cries

I think my matcha and coffee today was too much caffeine :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

In the office today. Nothing exciting going on. I do have a test iPhone 15 I'm considering trying out (moving my personal sim over to it) but I'm so embedded into the Android/Google ecosystem that I don't know if I can be bothered. Plus it'd render my smartwatch somewhat useless, at least while I use the iPhone which wouldn't be permanent.

I will likely change my mind in the next 15-20 minutes and just do it. I'm a wildcard.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pakige is waiting for me at the post office. After my Temu splurge I will have a few more coming over the next couple of weeks too. I am undermining my own decluttering progress. Hopefully a couple of things I have up for sale get bought soon and cancel it out a bit!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Bet you guys can't guess the stock...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck. Maybe don't push an update that isn't tested next time.

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