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Not even "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
I love that song unironically :)
Pepper by Butthole Surfers
Here's the album art for Electriclarryland. I made the mistake of clicking on wiki article that inspired it. Wouldn't recommend.
Shake it Off by Taylor Swift
I don't know the name of it, but the one that goes "it's all about that bass, no treble".
These were both extremely popular at the same time at a point when I was frequently going to the gym. If I spent 90 minutes at the gym, I would hear both of these songs three times. I absolutely cannot stand them. I disliked the second one from the beginning and didn't care for the first, and then I heard each of them dozens and dozens of times over just a couple of months.
All about that bass, by Meghan Trainor. Really did get played to death in popular media.
These are the same ones for me too. Also Thunder and Believer by Imagine Dragons, and We Are Young by fun.
Baby shark
What's funny is that when you hear it for the thousandth time it's like a cheat code and you become immune to it.
DO DO DO DO DO DO
Anything by fucking Imagine Dragons. More like imagine dragging myself behind my Cadillac for 6 blocks, it'd be more pleasant
The Nickelback catalog. Most of Creed's too.
Physical cringe when I hear, "I like your pants around your feet". Gives the shivers lol.
"Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye.
Was played seemingly every hour back when I worked retail. Both in the store I worked in and many others. So incredibly overplayed.
2nd place would be any of Queen's absurdly overplayed songs. I don't even hear them as music anymore; they're just annoying noise.
Roar by Katy Perry
Aha, I'm onto you. I won't invite any of those songs to enter my mind and rattle around in there for the rest of the day by thinking about them. Good try, though.
Ahhhh! Curse you, some_guy! You foiled my great plan yet again. One day I will succeed and make you remember these songs! Muahahaha!!!!
I was hoping this was a Sadam Hussein meme
I’m glad they pointed out what the foreign object was.
There's this one song I keep forgetting the name of but it was super popular in the early 2000s and it was in the radio all the time. Damn I hate that song!
If it's alternative rock, I'd imagine it's something off this list:
Hoobastank - The Reason.
Puddle of Mudd - Blurry. Also, She Hates Me.
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life.
Trapt - Headstrong.
Audioslave - Like a Stone (mediocre song at best. Played non fucking stop for what felt like 5 years).
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You.
Nickelback - How You Remind Me (specifically this one, but the rest of their discography too).
Seether - Broken.
Creed - With Arms Wide Open.
Butthole Surfers - Pepper is great, but it certainly brings intrusive thoughts with it:
The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.
Radio Gaga by Queen
I had to hear that fucking song, on loop, non stop, for a whole week, when it was used to test the speaker systems on the cruise ship I was working aboard. You could not even escape it in your cabin while you slept. 😬
If I heard it come on in the grocery store while looking at Lean Cuisines, it would put everyone in that store at risk.
I used to work in a mall as a teenager/very young adult.
Our holiday playlist consisted of 4 songs.
One of them of was Mariah Carey’s all I want for Christmas is you.
I heard that song every 12 minutes for 2 months. 8 hours a day, 7 days a week.
It now actives some kind of sleeper agent programming in me. All I want for Christmas is to watch a store burn to the ground around me.
Hinder's Lips of an Angel. Just end me.
I misread this as what song you would hear when you did this.
Well of course, endless noise (tsssss song) by tinnitus. (Made up)
Reminds me of a song about tinnitus called Push It by Garbage
The song isn't bad, not my type tho. However, The music video is great.
The dance monkey song.
Whatever Ireland did this Eurovision
Dance Monkey by Tones and I
Green Day in general. Feels like emo virtue signaling
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no
Where Saddam
I love the song Harper Valley PTA. Great song. Very fun.
Once, before smartphones, on a car trip, one of sang the first few lines, and then neither of us could remember the rest. We then got lost, and spent the next 8+ hours driving before we got home. The entire fucking time it was stuck in our heads, with no respite. Just "I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow'd wife" on repeat. Over. And over. And over. And over again.
Once we got home and played, we naively assumed it was over. Alas, our brains had been conditioned. It was there for good. For 2 fucking weeks, it rattled around my skull and my mother's skull, relentlessly. Listening to it didn't help, not listening to it didn't help. Listening to other music didn't help. Sleep didn't help. It was the eternal intro. I thought I was going insane.
I cannot listen to that song anymore.
Angie Baby got stuck once pretty bad, too, but nothing like Harper Valley PTA