this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well that’s it. No need for any more comments. We aren’t getting any better than this right here.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you for this post. I was reading by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Thank you for this read. I was commenting by and wouldn’t have posted those comments until I saw you understood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Funny enough this reads more like spam from a person where English is their second language than as AI spam

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I mean, English is a computer's second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Thank you for this post. I was just scrolling by and wouldn't have understood those comments unless I saw your post.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if it's an immigrant computer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then it would be a multilingual computer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It might not even speak english

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

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[–] Pyro 62 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What's funnier is that you didn't even include the allegedly gold comment in the screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn't wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago

Thank you. I was scrolling by and would have missed this gold had it not been for your comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

...there probably was none.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have heard that my grandmother's secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer's Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

What happens at the Y stays at the Y

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Why are you so suspicious and judgemental? Would a fully sentiant lizard creature from the deep crypts of the earth ever carry around some sweet baby rays brand barbecue sauce used primarily in lubricating the products of totally normal heating of mammal flesh to temperatures that render it low in bacterial burden and amenable to a mix of flat and pentarating teeth attached to relatively weak jaw musculature? I think not. Seems like a perfectly humanoid thing to do and you should probably stop trying to draw attention to it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"I'm the meat chef...smoking these meats...Sweet Baby Ray's"

I quote this video at least once a week 🤣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Aaaaahhh. Thx

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for this comment. I would have missed this gold if it wasn’t for your comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a great recipe for smoked meat with Sweet Babyy Ray's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Ima be honest with you, not a huge fan of Sweet Baby Ray’s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The Zuck loves sweeeet baby rays

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's for smoked meats.