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[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] gentooer 6 points 5 months ago

I hoped you were joking. Damn, I'm getting old...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

*insert sad Pikachu with a mustache

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You didn’t have to do Notre Dam like that bro.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The Pope is entering the cock pit. 9, 8, 7...3, 2, 1! Altar boys are go!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

NOBODY expects Science Inquisition!

Science Inquisitor: https://youtube.com/@scinquisitor

And Science Inquisution he is part of.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait until noncredibledefense sees this.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.

Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That church was definitely made by aliens or at least someone out of this world.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.

Call me the crazy hair guy 😎

[–] realbadat 7 points 5 months ago

He recently got laughed at again over Deadpool of all things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a "broken phone" version of space war propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're looking for Stargate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, network executives probably wouldn't let them. At least they parodied Christianity with the Ori

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago


Pew! Pew! Pew!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

...yeah that's not a real photo

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lying? For fake points?? Not on my Internet.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She's out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can't wait to meet her irl!)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Does it pew pew the pews? And do little pope hats get ejected like shell casings?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Why sideways? It's the ship from Galaga.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

mig 25 lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Something out of Ace Combat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That’s not a church! That’s another tank!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Galaga vibes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Red Leader, you got a bogey on your six! Pull up!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Cover me, Porkins!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Mormon temple in La Jolla looks like the space ship from "The Last Star Fighter"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

this is obviously fake ffs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Based on search-by-image functionality, there are lots of similar churches but I haven't found an exact match. The shrub location is weird and churches of this size don't usually have those little spikes. Most have round wooden doors and more windows, too.

I think the author found an outline of a MIG-25, pasted it on top of some scenery and then asked Stable Diffusion to maximize "church", "professional photograph" etc. without changing pixels above a threshold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I think so too. The complete lack of a path to this church plus the weird bush placement and weird towers just look wrong :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Look up images of 'church,' look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.

For example, first one I found:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

For the lazy or unimaginative:

But may I raise the stakes with the Ulm Minster (the most terrifying church I've ever seen):

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

looks like a gothic variant of a battlestar galactica viper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

okay that one looks real :D the one that is posted is doctored or done by AI though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago