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[–] [email protected] 140 points 5 months ago (5 children)

You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness

[–] [email protected] 131 points 5 months ago

I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oops, my bad. But I bet she likes Chop Suey!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

For now, she's Got the Life.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

She'll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

James? Here!

Kieran? Here, Miss!

Korn? RRRRRRRRATN AAAAHHH TN MAAHHHHH OOOOHHH YATTANAH HOOOO REE ATTNN YAAAAA, Miss!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

AROOOM BABAH DOOM BABADEDAH

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That was Twist, not Freak on a Leash :-)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The fact that it is possible to hear the difference even when written is amazing :)

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Why are people confusing Disturbed with Korn? At least make some joke about this sillyness

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don't even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because they are posers and dweebs and obviously lack jncos

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[–] RagnarokOnline 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

Obviously KORN is their legal entity name, and Kora is their person name. Now the baby can travel in peace.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

The n is silent, and the a is loud.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

When it's her birthday party and it's time for cake.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The child's first words were, "Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

"Twist. Twist."

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I can see I'm going blind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

They should put that little freak on a leash.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Freak on a baby leash

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

The Legend of Korn

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.

https://ironchefdb.com/judges/korn

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.

Kind of important for citizenship.

That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven't had chance to decide on a name yet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

It's Korn

A big lump with knobs

It has the juice (It has the juice)

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

What a tragedeigh...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

With a name like that, she'll be living a lonely life where no one understands you, but don't give up, because the music do.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

that's a very good name

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

My birth certificate has my old name crossed out and replaced because my mum hated the way my dad pronounced it with his accent. The change is legally acceptable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BABY

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Divine intervention

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Baby has done it's time?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Any fans of The Neighborhood Listen? I think this might be one of Doug's estranged kids

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