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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] [email protected] 179 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Fake news. Nobody actually uses light mode.

/s

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are literally 10s of us!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

off-topic but you can change the color in the settings of Voyager, I'm using orange:

screenshot of Voyager with orange theme

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you have 319 items in your inbox o.O

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cause he doesn't check them ever and posts frequently in the right communities lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A bit of this, but also the desktop web UI doesn't mark them as read when you click on the permalink. You need to explicitly mark them as read and I'm too lazy to do that 😬

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago

The world is already healing 🙏

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lol, I'm pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, on lemmy.ml where the only trending communities are dead communities with 3 members created 2 years ago:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Let me guess:

The first one is „God is dead“ by admin „K_Marx“

The second one is: „Marx is dead“ by admin „God“

But can’t you be on lemmy.ml and follow all the interesting communities from other instances (which might be harder to find, though)?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The only instances that are blocked are porn ones, that's a thing I don't miss from reddit tbh, but the swear filter is really dumb. And doesn't really fucking filters swears, but it's really dumb regardless, since it's neither opt-in nor opt-out, it's just there.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I thought that was an exchange between Nietzsche and God, or it used to be. Anyway, I was unaware that the double low-9 quotation mark was even a thing so thanks for that.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely the greatest monologue in all of film 🤣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

overwatchnsfw?

Now that's just sad!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These people are pioneers in 3D animation. I once saw one of them animate a video of D.VA being spit-roasted with nothing but a potato and a box of thumbtacks

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real though. I swear, some of those animations are more detailed and well-animated then anything Pixar could produce.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Internet horndogs are undefeated

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Porn drives technology. VHS beat Betamax because of porn. BluRay beat HDDVD because of porn. The internet is for porn.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Didn't they induce actual improvements to Blender code so that they could create these animations more easily and without having to use ruinously priced industry software?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

TF2NSFW is where its at

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Don't kink shame me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Rule 34 League of Legends when

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well, Lemmy users lately are reddit users. These users have been doing their best to turn Lemmy into what they recognize from reddit. And as everyone knows reddit users are porn sick.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.

-- Tim Berners-Lee

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

wise words from ass_destroyer

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even the ancient days of usenet were full of smut

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I kind of miss those old Usenet days. Being 16 and waiting most of the night for a picture to load was great.

Back when I made sure to download the progressive JPEG, because loading single line top to bottom was hell. Unless there was a chance that the phone would be picked up, then I wanted regular JPEG, because then when I lost connection I still would have most of a picture.

You never knew what you were going to get.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You get a gone wild! You get a gone wild! Everyone gets a gone wild!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I'm a simple man, I wanna see everyone fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=98-GgVyinbo

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
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