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[–] [email protected] 142 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like the idea that genies aren't obligated to serve you and if your wish is bullshit, they just kill you.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Supposedly they are malevolent spirits that sometimes may grant wishes as a reward, not by some compulsion.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Depends on the story, and IIRC it has shifted with time. But yeah, the general trope is they are stuck in a small vessel, and they offer/are extorted into one or more wishes to free them. Why they are stuck ranges from evil sorcerer trying to enslave them to noble hero stopping their rampage.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It loops once and then quits at the second wish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I don't see any conflict. Do opposite of next wish = fulfill third wish. Ignore first wish = don't fulfill third wish. Done.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

He had his three wishes and none of them actually do anything. It doesn't matter if they make any sense or which ones would be executed. The Genie can just go back into his lamp and chill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Tbf he could have just not asked for the wishes

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

The first wish was already fulfilled when the third was given, so ignoring it doesn't really change anything

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Umm… ignore doesn’t mean undo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Time is not a flat circle. It is linear

[–] bitcrafter 1 points 6 months ago

Wrong--it's a cube!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

As the wishes had no side effects the optimizer was free to remove them. Wishes granted.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

My first wish, gimme a forth wish

-genie=no

Ok sudo gimme a forth wish

-genie=fuck hes got me there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You've used two wishes, what are your last two wishes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"I wish I knew the difference between fourth and forth"

"I wish I had 5 wishes"

[–] ICastFist 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

When you push your shitty genie code to prod

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He could have created a paradox using just two wishes and used his first wish for something actually useful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Why not just one, like "I wish this wish were a paradox" or something

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Genie hasn't responded for 30 seconds. Would you like to kill it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

🔪 🧞‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is it 30 in Windows? xfwm has sane 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It is quicker now in Windows, at least if you're trying to interact with the program. It might take 30 seconds for the message queue to fill up without any user input, but I've had it pop up asking me if I wanted to kill a game that was doing some loading in it's UI thread and neglecting the message queue when the total loading time was maybe like 20 seconds and I was clicking to see if it was hung. After understanding that it just takes a while and waiting patiently, the "should I kill it?" message doesn't pop up.

[–] RagnarokOnline 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At first I thought he was trying to jailbreak the genie so he could ask it to do bad things.

[–] refalo 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] pkill 0 points 6 months ago

what did the proprietary LLMs do to people...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

None of those are wishes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Shouldn't the genie have a null pointer exception immediately?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

1st cycle:

  1. fulfil 3rd wish
  2. ✓ in accordance with 2nd wish

2nd cycle:

  1. 🚫 in accordance with 3rd wish of 1st cycle
  2. 🚫 in accordance with 2nd wish

repeat

tbh: IT is missing an "ignore" character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This kills the genie