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[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

More commits == More money!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.

You can imagine how that turned out.

He wasn’t an exec for very long.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tests: Add a few test files.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!

[–] generaldenmark 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

God read my code and it made Him cry

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

"fix for real this time"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

"I'm sorry, guys."

[–] joshcodes 11 points 10 months ago

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

/* due to customer repeatedly deleting code and backups because they where "unnecessary" we refuse to work with said customer from now on. Whoever is in charge after us, be warned.*/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Fix for vendor lies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

French dead link?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

[–] Shareni 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You when you mess something up and only figure it out later?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

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[–] Beanie 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

init: add readme

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

modified: index.html

Rip

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Very progressive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

“Initial commit, come back later”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] pkill 5 points 10 months ago

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

fixed another typo

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