Programmer Humor

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

Squash me later

Tests: Add a few test files.

Initial commit

God read my code and it made Him cry

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

"fix for real this time"

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I'm sorry, guys."

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

/* due to customer repeatedly deleting code and backups because they where "unnecessary" we refuse to work with said customer from now on. Whoever is in charge after us, be warned.*/

Fix for vendor lies.

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

Fixed dead link (fr)

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

WIP

Revert this later

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

Fix 3

Lol test

At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

init: add readme

modified: index.html

Rip

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

“Initial commit, come back later”

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release

Update

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

"Debug"

fixed another typo