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[–] [email protected] 175 points 7 months ago (1 children)

AL-generated content. I get it now

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really do hate that sans serif completely fucks I l | o O 0 among others.

I should have those things on top and bottom l should have a curl. But no...

Fwiw Verdana is the currently the recommended best ADA font.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Helvetica (and it’s clones), not all sans serifs.

DIN has nice little feet on the l, as do:

  • Cabin
  • Cantarell
  • Comfortaa
  • Iwona
  • Kp-Sans
  • PT-Sans
  • MS Trebuchet

Thank you for listening to my Typeface Talk.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

"Is that an English letter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[–] [email protected] 116 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or : a lesson in typography, and why lower-case L ought to have a serif or curve.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Fʀᴀɴᴋʟʏ, I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ. Sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I read this in the voice of Death from Discworld. I didn't even realize I had an internal voice actor assigned to him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Christopher Lee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

After reading this comment, I too read the comment it was responding to in the voice of Discworld's Death. Something both warm and somewhat metallic.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Minuscule letters were invented to write on paper and similar materials, because curved strokes had lower probability of tearing the material (as opposed to majuscule letters' angular features, adapted to carving in stone or similar materials). Now that we're not restricted by materials, might as well only use one case

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

lower probability of tearing the material

Is that well documented? I thought it was just because it makes writing more fluid, and people tend to evolve towards fluid movements when they repeat the same ones all the time as it requires less energy. Ex: high-level musicians or sport practicionners.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They tried documenting it, but the material kept tearing

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I've heard that that's the reason alphabets from languages in the South East Asia (like Thai or Khmer) is all about circles as to not tear the writing material back in the day - leaves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm a big fan of Chinese seal script used for stone engravings just like the look

Make Writing (adapted for) Stone Again

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Come to think of it, is there actually much of any point to capital vs lowercase letters? You know what the first word of a sentence is anyway because of the period before, and names can be identified by context. Why do we even have capitalization in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a plot by Big Typesetting to sell more letters. Wake up sheeple!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Hmm. Still harder to read and comes across as yelling, even when the capital letters are itty-bitty...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

𐑯𐑴𐑐. 𐑿 𐑒𐑨𐑯 𐑛𐑵 𐑢𐑦𐑞𐑬𐑑 𐑤𐑴𐑼𐑒𐑱𐑕 𐑓 𐑖𐑫𐑼.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

It should be illegal to have a font where Il| are not all easily distinguishable.

lI|

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also, O and 0. And there's a special place in Hell for font designers that make 1 look like I

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

but that's literally most default fonts

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

And lose jokes like Al's?

Sure all that fraud sucks, but there are tech fixes (which also have problems - SSL certificates prevent old computers from using the internet without a translating proxy)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ah yes but that font looks kinda ugly tbh :(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Hard disagree all my homies fw consolas

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Careful, the programmers may rise up!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If that's an official account, that's actually amazing. Also an amazing comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Seems to be official. He hasn't set up the domain but a bunch of prior posts and interactions make it seem real enough

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Oh Al, you little scamp!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Generated by the state of Alabama?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That would be straight indiscriminate racist ramblings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I don’t know if racism can be indiscriminate…

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

every posted

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are telling me that one of the most prolific and influential artist of our time, 5 time Grammy Award winning musician Weird Al Yankovic, would run his own social media account on a niche platform to crack jokes and shitpost on the Internet, as if celebrities are just regular people at the end of the day?

I don't know, maybe this is one of those "novelty account" I've heard so much about here.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I ran into this exact scenario with an acquaintance on Facebook back when I engaged in such silly endeavors.

Her name was Al and I couldn't figure out for the life of me if it was Al or AI. I think I finally did ask, but damn I could NOT figure it out on my own. I suppose there must've been some way to copy paste it into word and configure to all caps, but the thought never occurred to me.

[–] GTG3000 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

On PC, you can open the browser console and type in

("your string").toUpperCase()

it's usually on F12.

>> "Al".toUpperCase()
<- "AL" 
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Simply pasting the string would give you the answer as the console uses a programming font

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

What a weird guy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

This is the best pun I've ever seen in my life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Big Al is just not as bad is regular AI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

God dammit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It's easy, just need to look at the context.

Then look again.

And repeat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I know it's a joke but there is a sliver of truth to it since there have been multiple reports of these tech companies ignoring copyrights to feed their algorithms and I'm sure his works are included.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By default, all chat bots should be Al-generating AI. The world would be better off.

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