Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don't think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don't follow his route.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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Just cuz you're all NAT'd up doesn't mean you'll be left alone.
Switch back before it's too late.
He has already chosen the route he wants his life to take. There was no turning back once he passed through that gateway.
I don't mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.
"I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands"
127.0.0.1 then?
That's his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24
Don't believe his lies
Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don't want my identiti stolen!
Oh no! He's got my IP 😱
Now do ipv6
I don't have enough fingers
You gotta use colons. Then it's pretty easy.
Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon
If your IPv6 LAN addresses are longer than ipv4 you are doing it wrong. They should look like "fc00::1", "fc00::2", etc. (the "00" part can be anything else).
Class C warfare
If it were the right hand you could've done /24 on the thumb
This is gross. Needs IPv6
IPv8 tattoo
Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic "LOVE HATE" tat.
Or just a big
::1
on your hand
On your chest. Much more macho.
Get it as a throat tattoo or get out
Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.
DEAD BEEF
127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0
Why the fuck did I click this
Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don't ever go to https://127.0.0.1
Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.
you have tls on your local network?
Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.
malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious...
Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.
Definitely Dewey Decimal System
🪦
No place like 127.0.0.1.
::1
"I'll show you a gateway to heaven!" punch
I'm a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.
Hopefully you don't have that much trouble remembering them.
I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^
I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.
What are the dev related ones ? :))
I request a proof.
I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:
There's no place like home.
This is funny to programmers but it’s dumb to network admins.
I guess let people have their fun, but I agree. Class C space is pretty insignificant