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[–] [email protected] 153 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

The gas prices will probably go up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago

Houston, you have a problem.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago

Thanks, Obama.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

"NOT THE EARTH!!

That's where I keep all my stuff!"

 - the tick
[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (8 children)

"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.

Just saying.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At least I brought my towel

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Last man standing, bitches.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Or "well... fuck."

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Don't panic.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Nooo the economy

(Stolen from another meme)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't say anything you just take your helmet off

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I should have brought my towel...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least climate change got solved

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

This is gonna ruin the economy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love it when a plan comes together.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Shit....that's where I kept all my stuff.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Shakira Shakira

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Blockbuster

.... Who wants to tell 'em?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Oh shit, the economy!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Shit, I forgot to pack potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Need an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/ towards the end he covers this sort of scenario in the form of a diamond sphere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I never should've doubted Randall

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

"Finally, it was damn fucking time"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Really simple

“Bollocks”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

AAAAAAAH

as I get pelted by Earths space debris

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

See Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Well, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

"LMAO fuck you jeremy"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

No words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Huh, that's not ideal

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