this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2024
175 points (80.5% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

6309 readers
60 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The gas prices will probably go up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago

Houston, you have a problem.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Obama.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

"NOT THE EARTH!!

That's where I keep all my stuff!"

 - the tick
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.

Just saying.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least I brought my towel

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Last man standing, bitches.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Or "well... fuck."

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Don't panic.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Nooo the economy

(Stolen from another meme)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't say anything you just take your helmet off

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I should have brought my towel...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least climate change got solved

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

This is gonna ruin the economy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love it when a plan comes together.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Shit....that's where I kept all my stuff.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Shakira Shakira

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Blockbuster

.... Who wants to tell 'em?

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, the economy!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Shit, I forgot to pack potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/ towards the end he covers this sort of scenario in the form of a diamond sphere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I never should've doubted Randall

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"Finally, it was damn fucking time"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Really simple

“Bollocks”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

AAAAAAAH

as I get pelted by Earths space debris

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

See Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Well, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"LMAO fuck you jeremy"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Huh, that's not ideal

load more comments
view more: next ›